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| Man I hate my fucking cat. |
| I CAN SCAN! |
| With the recent addition of a scanner to the Super-Excitement Internet Entertainment team we can now show YOU pictures of the highest quality possible for FREE! |
| My hand after I was victimized for no reason. |
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| This card was given to me by Chris for my Birthday last year. Incredibly, this prophetic illustration was made long before the war with the fag Osama! my birthday was on July 16!!!!! Yes, that's George W.'s face on the turbin man. Uhh... Holy Shit! |
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| Top-Secret! |
| Above: Here we can see a scan of an intercepted document made by a smart little man who some call Jacob Weisman. He is my special friend! Be sure to note the profoundly amazing character penciled in at the top right! Note: By special I mean retarded, and by retarded I mean really fucked up in the head! |
| Above: The other side of this document. The flawless syntax, grammar, spelling, penmanship, and overall coherence of Weisman's writing speak for themself. |
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| Sorry about the loading time, but it was the only was the text could be read. However, the careful Super-Excitement guest will have found a fantastic work of literary achievement! |
| note* These pictures take some time to load. Shut up please you cock sucka. |
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| Above: Another intercepted top-secret document. The identity artist behind this peice is still a mystery, but one thing is apparent: Whoever made this picture is undoubtably gay. |
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