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| LYMERICS |
| BY Ben Urine |
| The Truth I was reading the paper one day And found out that everyone's gay. I got out a gun And shot everyone. And God said I was doing okay! |
| My Friend There once was a man named Jesus Who would bend over backwards to please us. Our babies he'd eat, And children he'd beat, And into gay sex he would ease us. |
| Last Night's Dinner As I finished my hamburger meal, My sister stood up quickly to squeal. Her frys looked like sticks (They were actually dicks) But for ninety-nine cents 'twas a deal. |
| I'm Still Hungry I once found a baby in the trash. It seemed like a vict'm of a car crash. I pulled off some meat and began to eat. 'twas so good I wouldn't have sold it for cash. |
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| No Anthrax Here I once received a strange letter, It told of a ten-year-old bed-wetter. They'd send him to me, And I'd watch him pee. $3.50 was never spent better. |