FAQ

Q:Are you guys gay?
A:No, we are not gay.

Q:Of what sexual preference are you?
A:Not gay, that's for sure.

Q:Why do you hate gay people so much? What are you hiding?
A:Uh...nothing! Yeah, that's the ticket...[laughs nervously]

Q:Who are you, really?
A:The coolest people in the world, also the most super-exciting.

Q:Are you gay? Come on, cut the bull-shit.
A:Alright, I'll tell you the truth...

no.

Q:Where are you from?
A:We are from naptown, USA.

Q:How many of you are there?
A:Sometimes seven, other times 63.54, but on average, I'd say approximately one-tenth of a score.

Q:That's two, right?
A:That's two, wrong.

Q:What's the meaning of life?
A:Anything concerning the works of the misunderstood genius, Woody Allen.

Q:So, you like Woody Allen?
A:No.

Q:You just said that his works were the meaning of life, right?
A:No, I said that you's a hoe.

Q:You junky, wight John?
A:Yes Charles.
(Interviewer comment): MMMMWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Q:What kind of porn do you enjoy?
A:You're getting off subject.

Q:I was just trying to be silly. Isn't that alright?
A:No, it isn't. This isn't about my pornographical preference. If that's how it's going to be, let's just shit-can this entire thing.

Q:Jesus Christ, why do you always do this?
A:Do what? Be professional about this. Fuck you; why are you being so damn silly?

Q:This isn't about me. Isn't it about you?
A:I've already proven myself. Let's hear you be smart. Be genius.

Q:You want a piece of me?
A:Yeah! Let's get it on cock-suckin' motha fucka!!!

Q:Do you want me to cum inside?
A:Yes; this is what I've always wanted.

Q:OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
A:You seem to be writing a "?" after everything you say. This is incorrect punctuation.

Q:I know?
A:Yes, you do. You shouldn't be so unsure of yourself.

Q:I know. This is a question/answer session; I have to end everything I say with a question mark?
A:Well, it looks like two webpage designers were willing to go too far to be clever.