YOU HAVE CHOSEN DOOR #3 and WON A BRAND NEW BARBACUE GRILL!!!!!
(actually, ). We would really like to remind you that you have recieved a chain letter that was concieved by two deranged ferrets sitting on a stump.
3 out of 5 Nasa (National art and Spakel dust altoid) scientists agree that
this chain letter will give you a severe case of chipmunk hemoroids. If you
do not send this to 4 and 356 thousanths people in the next 2.4 seconds,............... TIMES UP!!
you now have compete and total bad luck for the rest of your poor pathetic life on this endless planet of death and desolation, forever knawing on the very threads of your
soul. Little johny from PA didnt think it was real........ until a raging pack of 2 deranged circus clowns morbily wrestling in a large burlap sac attacked him and his family with very large quantaties of moth bolls. And lets not forget about Peneloppee from West Virginia, who was in doubt about
this chain letter, untill the magic Donkeys (which were at the time Dancing a waltz with two very large microscopic bacteriums) ate her Husband/son.
So in conclusion, sice you decided not to respond to this Chain letter, you shall be erternally submerged in a very large tupperware container filled with massive amounts of human saliva and Tums anti-acid.
Have a nice day.
If You do not send this chain letter in the manner mentioned...as well as everything previously mentioned... You will look like her...erm...or him...
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
When people get on, ask for their tickets.
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Mike. How's your day been?"
When the doors close, menacingly announce that "It's going to be a bumpy ride."
Constantly bounce a tennis ball.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, say "that's mine!"
Stand in the corner reading a telephone book, laughing.
Take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserve energy
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
Push your floor button with your nose.
Stand alone, and when the doors open tell people trying to get on that the car is full and that they should wait for the next one.
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Push the top floor button and announce that you tried to kill yourself yesterday but the other building wasn't high enough.
Talk to people about the "golden age of elevators in the 50's."
Jump rope.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Ask, "Did you feel that? I felt a rumble."
