| FUNNY CHAT QUOTES FROM E-FRIENDS. Ever talked to me on aim before? IF so, you are probably on here. Me = Sassy with a z, Sunshyneteeya, Teeya says now, DEGRASSI is for ME. Sassy with a Z: Is your name Adobe? 'Cause it looks like you forgot to Photoshop your face this morning Sassy with a Z: someone said that i looked like i was about to write some bad poetry on how ice runs through my vains. markos sharkos: are you? please say yes. Sassy with a Z: UGH, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IM SO DARK, YOU KNOW. UGH WHERE ARE MY SLIPKNOT RERCORDS. markos sharkos: you loaned them to me Sassy with a Z: No one understands this false exsistance that paints itself black on my gaping vapid hole they call my life markos sharkos: only conor oberst Sassy with a Z: yes only conor understands. haligh haligh a lie haligh, cries my soul, which must be satisfied markos sharkos: you answer only one reply you know not what you do markos sharkos: but i talk in the mirror to the stranger that appears Sassy with a Z: our conversations are cirlces only one sided nothing is clear Sassy with a Z: except you keep COMING BACK Sassy with a Z: TO THIS MEANING THAT I LACK markos sharkos: at the center of the world theres a statue of a girl she is standing near a well with a bucket bare and dry i went and looked her in the eyes and she turned me into sand this clusmy form that i despise it scatters easy in my hands and came to rest upon a beach with a million others there we sat and waited for the sea to streach out so that we could disapear into the endlessness of blue into the horror of the truth you see we are far less than we knew yeah we are far less than we knew Sassy with a Z: BUT WE KNEW WHAT WE COULD TASTE, girls found honey to drench our hands men cut marble to mark our graves saying we need something to remind us of all the sweetness that has passed trhough us, the priests dressed children for a choir, but found no joy in what was sung, THE FUNERAL HAD BEGUN. markos sharkos: IN THEMIDDLE OF THE DAY markos sharkos: WHEN YOU DRIVE HOME TO YOUR PLACE Sassy with a Z: FROM THAT JOB markos sharkos: THAT MAKES YOU SLIP BACK TO THE THOUGHTS THAT KEEP YOU AWAKE markos sharkos: Long after night has come to claim any life that still remains in the corner of the frame that you put around her face Sassy with a Z: TWO PILLS JUST WERNET ENOUGH markos sharkos: TWO PILLS JUST WERENT ENOUGH markos sharkos: THE ALARM CLOCKS GOING OFF Sassy with a Z: THE ALARM COCKS IS GOING OFF markos sharkos: BUT YOURE NOT WAKING UP Sassy with a Z: BUT YOURE NOT WAKING UP Sassy with a Z: THIS ISNT HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING Sassy with a Z: IT IS markos sharkos: THIS ISNT HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENIN HAPPENINGH markos sharkos: IT IS Sassy with a Z: aahaahahhaha markos sharkos: <3 Sassy with a Z: <333 Fresca_Fresh: do you watch canadian idol rezurrected2003 : whats to idolize about canadians Fresca_Fresh: ROFL rezurrected2003 : eh? rezurrected2003 : lol rezurrected2003 : i went to the laundromat all i heard was rezurrected2003 : it is hazy out eh? rezurrected2003 : u think it will rain eh? rezurrected2003 : its been hot here eh? rezurrected2003 : holy fuck i was gonna say something rezurrected2003 : like fuck that eh shit Fresca_Fresh: i cant stop laughing Fresca_Fresh: holy shit Filmed A Suicide: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SLAYER IS Filmed A Suicide: LOLLOLOLLOLOLOL Degrassi is 4 ME: AHAHAHAHA Degrassi is 4 ME: chad michael murey Filmed A Suicide: CHAD! Filmed A Suicide: MICHAEL! Filmed A Suicide: MURRRAAAYYEEE. Degrassi is 4 ME: TALKING TO KIWI IS LIKE WATCHING TV I SWEAR TO GOD. I BET SHES A BOT. Filmed A Suicide: I fucked him and that bitch from The Parent Trap watched. Filmed A Suicide: Because I can't ever sing my own songs! AAAHHAHA! Filmed A Suicide: That's why I covered "Our Lips Are Sealed" by the Go-Go's! Emerakin Syk0: i hate to break it to you Degrassi is 4 ME: OH NOES Degrassi is 4 ME: BAD NEWS? Emerakin Syk0: but Degrassi is for me.....not you Degrassi is 4 ME: IT IS FOR ME!. Degrassi is 4 ME: *whiney voice* I STILL LOVE YOU JULIE! Degrassi is 4 ME: *whiney voice* I still love you PEDRO commie418: HILARY WHO DOES URE HAIR commie418: I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT Degrassi is 4 ME: no im ashlee simpson Degrassi is 4 ME: OHHHHH I FINALLY GET TO SUCK SOMETHING REAL, I LIKE THE WAY GAGGING FEELS. Emerakin Syk0: sorry.....im gonna win the get a shot at a spot on degrassi.... Emerakin Syk0: please....please dont call me pedro Degrassi is 4 ME: WHAT DOES PEDRO MEAN? THE MEXICAN VERSION OF PEDO? Degrassi is 4 ME: what shall i call you Degrassi is 4 ME: OMGOMG I KNOW Degrassi is 4 ME: *music* mini mE Degrassi is 4 ME: CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME! Filmed A Suicide: I am white, fuck YOU. Filmed A Suicide: -jumps up and down- WHITE IS COOL FOR THE NEIGHBOURHOOD USUALLY. Degrassi is 4 ME: IF I WAS WHITE ID KILL MYSELF BECAUSE FUCK LETS FACE IT YOU GUYS CANT DANCE! commie418: I HATE ALL THEM FUCKN RACES commie418: I AM A DOG commie418: FUCKN 2 LEGGED FREAKS Filmed A Suicide: Wiggers equal whites gone wrong, and whites gone wrong equal DEATH. Filmed A Suicide: -sits around worshipping the guy who collects Google signs- -falls on floor- We're not WEEERTHY. Filmed A Suicide: -breaks out into dance- Doesn't matter if you're black or white! Degrassi is 4 ME: *GRABS CROTCH* eeeHEE Degrassi is 4 ME: I HATE HOW WHITE PEOPLE CLAIME TO BE FUCKING NATIVE AMERICAN BECAUSE THEIR GRANDPAS GRANDPAS WAS PART NATIVE Degrassi is 4 ME: FUCK YOU Filmed A Suicide: Filmed is the cool kid with the hair. Filmed A Suicide: -poses- markos sharkos: picahu Degrassi is 4 ME: WHAT Emerakin Syk0: and what are you???? a goth! Degrassi is 4 ME: NO Emerakin Syk0: you non conformist you..... lol Degrassi is 4 ME: I AM NOT A GOTH Degrassi is 4 ME: WHAT THE FUCK Degrassi is 4 ME: HAHAHA Emerakin Syk0: hahahaha what? Emerakin Syk0: i have seen your pic... your in a metallica chat room, and your 16... most girls in the metallica chat claim to be "goth and non-conformist" even though they all conform to eachother Degrassi is 4 ME: I'm not like most girls.. Degrassi is 4 ME: I'm a black belt.. Degrassi is 4 ME: in STREET FIGHTING. Degrassi is 4 ME: GET OVER HERE. Degrassi is 4 ME: ~ I think I fell in love with the 8th world wonder ~ Degrassi is 4 ME: I'm going to teach myself to chew spearmint gum.. Degrassi is 4 ME: WITH MY VAGINA A5AKristy: lmao Filmed A Suicide: HAHA! Filmed A Suicide: The little man in the boat. A5AKristy: please go commit suicide and save me from a life sentence Degrassi is 4 ME: i must use that sometime DO YOU WRITE FOR LENO? Filmed A Suicide: Okay, the man is out there every night with fresh material! HetfieldIsGod870: SEIG HEIL |
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