FUNNY CHAT QUOTES FROM E-FRIENDS.










Ever talked to me on aim before? IF so, you are probably on here.

Me = Sassy with a z, Sunshyneteeya, Teeya says now, DEGRASSI is for ME.





Sassy with a Z: Is your name Adobe? 'Cause it looks like you forgot to Photoshop your face this morning


Sassy with a Z: someone said that i looked like i was about to write some bad poetry on how ice runs through my vains.
markos sharkos: are you? please say yes.
Sassy with a Z: UGH, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IM SO DARK, YOU KNOW. UGH WHERE ARE MY SLIPKNOT RERCORDS.
markos sharkos: you loaned them to me
Sassy with a Z: No one understands this false exsistance that paints itself black on my gaping vapid hole they call my life
markos sharkos: only conor oberst
Sassy with a Z: yes only conor understands. haligh haligh a lie haligh, cries my soul, which must be satisfied
markos sharkos: you answer only one reply you know not what you do
markos sharkos: but i talk in the mirror to the stranger that appears
Sassy with a Z: our conversations are cirlces only one sided nothing is clear
Sassy with a Z: except you keep COMING BACK
Sassy with a Z: TO THIS MEANING THAT I LACK
markos sharkos: at the center of the world theres a statue of a girl she is standing near a well with a bucket bare and dry i went and looked her in the eyes and she turned me into sand this clusmy form that i despise it scatters easy in my hands and came to rest upon a beach with a million others there we sat and waited for the sea to streach out so that we could disapear into the endlessness of blue into the horror of the truth you see we are far less than we knew yeah we are far less than we knew
Sassy with a Z: BUT WE KNEW WHAT WE COULD TASTE, girls found honey to drench our hands men cut marble to mark our graves saying we need something to remind us of all the sweetness that has passed trhough us, the priests dressed children for a choir, but found no joy in what was sung, THE FUNERAL HAD BEGUN.
markos sharkos: IN THEMIDDLE OF THE DAY
markos sharkos: WHEN YOU DRIVE HOME TO YOUR PLACE
Sassy with a Z: FROM THAT JOB
markos sharkos: THAT MAKES YOU SLIP BACK TO THE THOUGHTS THAT KEEP YOU AWAKE
markos sharkos: Long after night has come to claim any life that still remains in the corner of the frame that you put around her face
Sassy with a Z: TWO PILLS JUST WERNET ENOUGH
markos sharkos: TWO PILLS JUST WERENT ENOUGH
markos sharkos: THE ALARM CLOCKS GOING OFF
Sassy with a Z: THE ALARM COCKS IS GOING OFF
markos sharkos: BUT YOURE NOT WAKING UP
Sassy with a Z: BUT YOURE NOT WAKING UP
Sassy with a Z: THIS ISNT HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
Sassy with a Z: IT IS
markos sharkos: THIS ISNT HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENIN HAPPENINGH
markos sharkos: IT IS
Sassy with a Z: aahaahahhaha
markos sharkos: <3
Sassy with a Z: <333





Fresca_Fresh: do you watch canadian idol
rezurrected2003 : whats to idolize about canadians
Fresca_Fresh: ROFL

rezurrected2003 : eh?
rezurrected2003 : lol
rezurrected2003 : i went to the laundromat all i heard was
rezurrected2003 : it is hazy out eh?
rezurrected2003 : u think it will rain eh?
rezurrected2003 : its been hot here eh?
rezurrected2003 : holy fuck i was gonna say something
rezurrected2003 : like fuck that eh shit
Fresca_Fresh: i cant stop laughing
Fresca_Fresh: holy shit


Filmed A Suicide: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SLAYER IS
Filmed A Suicide: LOLLOLOLLOLOLOL
Degrassi is 4 ME: AHAHAHAHA

Degrassi is 4 ME: chad michael murey
Filmed A Suicide: CHAD!
Filmed A Suicide: MICHAEL!
Filmed A Suicide: MURRRAAAYYEEE.

Degrassi is 4 ME: TALKING TO KIWI IS LIKE WATCHING TV
I SWEAR TO GOD. I BET SHES A BOT.

Filmed A Suicide: I fucked him and that bitch from The Parent Trap watched.
Filmed A Suicide: Because I can't ever sing my own songs! AAAHHAHA!
Filmed A Suicide: That's why I covered "Our Lips Are Sealed" by the Go-Go's!


Emerakin Syk0: i hate to break it to you
Degrassi is 4 ME: OH NOES
Degrassi is 4 ME: BAD NEWS?
Emerakin Syk0: but Degrassi is for me.....not you
Degrassi is 4 ME: IT IS FOR ME!.

Degrassi is 4 ME: *whiney voice* I STILL LOVE YOU JULIE!
Degrassi is 4 ME: *whiney voice* I still love you PEDRO


commie418: HILARY WHO DOES URE HAIR
commie418: I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT

Degrassi is 4 ME: no im ashlee simpson
Degrassi is 4 ME: OHHHHH I FINALLY GET TO SUCK SOMETHING REAL,
I LIKE THE WAY GAGGING FEELS.

Emerakin Syk0: sorry.....im gonna win the get a shot at a spot on degrassi....

Emerakin Syk0: please....please dont call me pedro

Degrassi is 4 ME: WHAT DOES PEDRO MEAN? THE MEXICAN VERSION OF PEDO?

Degrassi is 4 ME: what shall i call you
Degrassi is 4 ME: OMGOMG I KNOW
Degrassi is 4 ME: *music* mini mE

Degrassi is 4 ME: CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME!

Filmed A Suicide: I am white, fuck YOU.
Filmed A Suicide: -jumps up and down- WHITE IS COOL FOR THE NEIGHBOURHOOD USUALLY.
Degrassi is 4 ME: IF I WAS WHITE ID KILL MYSELF BECAUSE FUCK LETS FACE IT YOU GUYS CANT DANCE!

commie418: I HATE ALL THEM FUCKN RACES
commie418: I AM A DOG
commie418: FUCKN 2 LEGGED FREAKS

Filmed A Suicide: Wiggers equal whites gone wrong, and whites gone wrong equal DEATH.

Filmed A Suicide: -sits around worshipping the guy who collects Google signs- -falls on floor- We're not WEEERTHY.


Filmed A Suicide: -breaks out into dance- Doesn't matter if you're black or white!
Degrassi is 4 ME: *GRABS CROTCH* eeeHEE

Degrassi is 4 ME: I HATE HOW WHITE PEOPLE CLAIME TO BE FUCKING
NATIVE AMERICAN BECAUSE THEIR GRANDPAS GRANDPAS WAS PART NATIVE
Degrassi is 4 ME: FUCK YOU

Filmed A Suicide: Filmed is the cool kid with the hair.
Filmed A Suicide: -poses-

markos sharkos: picahu
Degrassi is 4 ME: WHAT

Emerakin Syk0: and what are you???? a goth!
Degrassi is 4 ME: NO
Emerakin Syk0: you non conformist you..... lol
Degrassi is 4 ME: I AM NOT A GOTH
Degrassi is 4 ME: WHAT THE FUCK
Degrassi is 4 ME: HAHAHA
Emerakin Syk0: hahahaha what?
Emerakin Syk0: i have seen your pic... your in a metallica chat room,
and your 16... most girls in the metallica chat claim to be "goth and non-conformist"
even though they all conform to eachother
Degrassi is 4 ME: I'm not like most girls..

Degrassi is 4 ME: I'm a black belt..
Degrassi is 4 ME: in STREET FIGHTING.
Degrassi is 4 ME: GET OVER HERE.

Degrassi is 4 ME: ~ I think I fell in love with the 8th world wonder ~

Degrassi is 4 ME: I'm going to teach myself to chew spearmint gum..
Degrassi is 4 ME: WITH MY VAGINA
A5AKristy: lmao
Filmed A Suicide: HAHA!
Filmed A Suicide: The little man in the boat.

A5AKristy: please go commit suicide and save me from a life sentence
Degrassi is 4 ME: i must use that sometime DO YOU WRITE FOR LENO?
Filmed A Suicide: Okay, the man is out there every night with fresh material!
HetfieldIsGod870: SEIG HEIL
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