All right. Everybody ready? Tighten your G-strings. Here we go:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or
abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition
the Government for a redress of grievances."
That Godless loop of disgusting sexuality, friends and neighbors, happens to be a basic law of this country.
How could this have happened? Some communistic, pederastic, wife-beating congressman, while we weren't watching, must
have tacked it onto the Rivers and Harbors Bill. It should be expunged with all possible haste, in order that innocent
children can be safe again.
Adolf Hitler blamed the Jews for inspiring every sort of sexual ugliness in Germany, so he tried to kill them all.
Say what you like about him, incidentally, it can't be denied that he led an exceedingly clean life sexually. In the
end, he made an honest woman of his only sexual partner, Eva Braun.
Oh dear - have I slipped into pornography yet again? It is so easy to do.
Hitler was wrong about the Jews. It is unclean images which are responsible for unclean sexuality.
In order to protect innocent German children, all he had to do was get rid of the First Amendment. In no way can this
be interpreted as an anti-Semitic act. The authors of that amendment, Thomas Jefferson and James Madison, were not
Jews.
It is not enough that sex crimes of every sort are already against the law, and are punished with admirable severity.
It is up to our leaders, and particularly to our attorney general, to persuade a large part of our citizenry that even
the most awful sex crimes are perfectly legal, and even celebrated in some godless quarters, because of the
permissiveness of our Constitution. Only then will an aroused and thoroughly misinformed citizenry rise up in
righteous wrath to smash the First Amendment - and many other only slightly less offensive parts of the Bill of Rights.
Once the findings of the Attorney General's Commission on Pornography are published for all to see, whether they can
read or no, what sort of American would dare to defend liberty, whose cost is so horrible? I'll tell you what kind
of an American, friends and neighbors: the sort of American who would rape a three-year-old girl, drench her in
lighter fluid, set her ablaze, and throw her off a fire escape.
As we used to say in geometry class back in public school when I was a boy: "Q.E.D. - quod erat demonstrandum."
I thank you for your attention.
