FAQ:
Why Chickens Cluck and More
Q: Why have a page on chickens?
A: Go to your favourite search engine. Search for "chickens". What do you get? Not much. I personally think that chickens are one of the most intelligent creatures in the universe and that they are extremely under appreciated.
Q: Why do chickens cluck?
A: Think about it. Can you imagine chickens mooing or barking? It just fits so well. . . The way a person talks is an extenstion of his or her personality. If you talk with Oxford English, you are viewed as smart and distinguished etc. Chickens clucking is a way to tell people that they are . . .well CHICKENS!
Q: How do you know so much about chickens?
A: How does a marine biologist know so much about fish? By studying them, of course!
Q: Do you have any chickens yourself?
A: No, I don't (sniff, sniff). We're not allowed to raise chickens, where I live.
Q: Why is this page so small?
A: I have just started it and will be adding more information ASAP.
"Yup, the person who writes this page is pretty smart!"