2. Kick brother off the computer.
3. Stop people from hurting me.
4. NO MORE DREAMS!
5. Stop someone from killing me (*Lexi's reason*)
6. Too calm my anger level.
7. Incase you insult a gay guy.
8. Hit random people.
9. To stop Bush, and let Nader in office!
10. To steal a monkey!!!!(Favorite reason!)
11. To hijack a banana (*Lexi's reason again*)
12. To stop Lexi from becoming CRAZY! *time machine needed for 12*
13. To steal the candy camera show!
14. To shot a cop and steal their donuts!!! (*best reason yet*)
15. To take over Caribou Coffee!
16. To take over Brazil and steal their flag!
17. To fly to Cuba. And steal their leaves! To make a pot farm!
18. To find out if goats bite.
19. To fun Hot Topic stores!
20. To not have to run from dinasours!
21. To STOP MAN KIND! (*my reason*)
22. Make everyone sleep better.
23. End one way parking
24. Get free cell phones
25. To kill Lexi's father. (*Lexi's reason*)
26. To kill Lexi's mother in the head. (*Lexi's reason again*)
27. Rob a liquir store.
28. To pass gay marriages...EVERYWHERE!!! *BEST REASON EVER!*
29. To take over Iraq.
30. To steal a space ship.
31. To never have to go to school again.
32. Kill Aaron D**ton...*************
33. Free the plants!
34. To take over the 50 states.
35. To steal a ryno and an elephant.
36. To have a stampead!
37. To take over the zoo!
38. To hijack the Mall of America and get free clothes!
39. To hijack a bank.
40. Hijack a helocopter.
41. Shoot parents and go to chopper.
42. Go to Eygpt.
43. Get an eygptian cat.
44. To stop annoying people!
45. To get awesome cars.
46. To get more sleep.
47. To steal a turtle!
48. To steal a Llama farm!
49. To steal animal food.
50. To find out if goats sleep.
51. Saftey.
52. Treaten people. So they SHUT UP!
53. To stop evil snowman.
54. To find out if evil snowman sleep.
55. To burn a house down.
56. To steal Smoky the Bear!***
57. Kill bad teachers.
58. Stop exams...FOREVER!
59. Get free gas!
60. Kill Andrew Sn*der!!!! *******
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