these cats chase news like a bunch of horny rabbits
let me share with you, what they shard with me
all in the name of, a good news story
two high school freshman kayakers died
waters turned rough man, they lost their guide
more marines done got deployed today,
and the church pissed off, �cuz some folks are gay
several fires caused several deaths
and martha stewart is on house arrest
a garbage man, died on the job
and somebody found, a dismembered dogg
cobb county gonna drop 70 mill on laptop compution
these same folks will not teach evolution
two elderly siblings was killed in cold blood
and �94 chevrolets, are the most stolen trucks
sportsman signed a 40 million dollar deal
he say its not about the money, i�m like GET REAL
they searchin a golf course for a dead body
and some dude sold bad insurance- to cab companies
-break-
that�s just a fraction of the news of the week
if you don�t believe me hit the tube man take a peek
that how it is, not how it must be
step one to a better world: TURN OFF YOUR TV