Ahhh.. the good ol days... I've got this Philippine female friend who used to do the same course as me. She was rather big but shes a softy and a very nice person. We used to catch the train home together ( not together to the same home , but on the way together.. ), so we talked alot and got to know each other pretty well. I even considered her as a study rival at one point.
Anyway, one day, Lourdes and I came up with a this BRILLIANT idea where she could help me pick up chicks we meet on the street.
The plan is simple, all we need is the correct circumstances:
1- find a target girl in which i am interested in.
2- make sure the girl seems hopeless when VS Lourdes in a fight.
3- make sure the street is not crowded
When all these criterias are met, it'll be pretty straight forward. My friend wil lwalk up to her and start to threaten her. She will start raising her fists, kick the cute girl's legs , yell and generally act like a bitch with a yeast infection.
When the poor helpess girl starts panicking, i'll run in and confront my partner.
Jacky: Hey leave her alone you beast!
Lourdes: HAHAHAHAHA!! Never!! I was born to destroy the world!!
Jacky: I'll give you one more warning, let her go NOW!!
Lourdes: Not without a fight!!
* Lourdes throws the helpless but oh-so-pretty girl on the floor softly, but hard enough so she cannot run and is forced to watch what is to happen next..*
Then, me and my partner will go into a mock fight. Of course, just for good measure, I'll give Lourdes a few real punches just to make sure the target is convinced of our fight. The mock fight will last around 2 minutes, where I uppercut my partner around her boobs while screaming. " FOR JUSTICE!!".
Lourdes will run away and I will ask the girl if shes ok. The girl will look into my eyes and pash me for all she is worth, then we shall make love in the streets. *wipes drool from mouth*
After me and my target get acquainted, I'll ring my partner and ask her how shes doing. IF she performed well, I might buy her some bandages. After all, thats what friends are for.
Pokey