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| 25.9.04 12:48pm Ever wondered what distinguishes a fag from a regular person? First of all the term "FAG" is a slang for homosexual men(short for faggot), so this post disregards all you females reading this(oops im a sexist now). Keep reading and I will help you realise if you are a fag, a potential fag or a regular nerd. Here's how the test goes; out've the 10 questions I ask, you will either answer yes, no or maybe. A "yes" answer adds 2 points to your Fag-0-Meter. A "Maybe"adds one to your Fag-0-Meter and a"no" does not require you to add any to your Fag-0-Meter. Here we go!! 1. When urinating in public toilets, do you have the urge to peep at your neighbours willy? 2. Do you enjoy the sensation of your nipples being constantly crunched? 3. Have you ever wondered how BIG and LARGE John Howards penis is? 4. Do you enjoy watching anal sex porn? 5. Do you hang around gay friends? 6. Do you like inserting Penis shaped objects into your mouth? 7. Have you ever erected at the sight of G.W Bush? 8. Have you ever tried inserting your own finger into your arse (or anyones else's) ? 9. Refer to above question, then smell the same finger which inserted the anus? 10. Do your friends call you a fag? ANSWER Highlight the typing below to read the answer ( black font) 0: you're a fag 1-10: you're a fag 11-20: you're a definite fag Aren't you sure of your own sexual preferences? If you actually did the test the chances are.... |
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