This topic may offend some of you more 'zealous' relgious enthusiasts so I will cut down on swearing and sexual referencing(again). As you should know, this is a post on religion, so turn away from the computer screen if you must. (Nihil wont like this post).
Alright, I'm not going to promote nor demote any religions, but religions in general. I believe people should take up a religion as soon as possible. Simple as that. They may even want to try experiencing different types of religions to see which they see fit. Religions provide norms and values for people and many of these are benefitual for the soul, body and spirit.
What im saying is MOST religions have similar norms and values. I'll use three examples to demonstrate the similarities. ( I could only think of 3 religions right now). MOST religions try to tell followers to be "good" so that they may reap rewards either in the distant future or after death. From what I see, this is a good message.
Bhudism- I'm not sure if i am accurate but I remember this relates to karma. Good deeds lead to good karma. Vice versa for bad deeds. What you give, what you get in return. So its basically telling you to treat peopel how you would like to be treated.
Indian Religion- I think this is different from Bhuddism but I maybe wrong, so please excuse me if I am wrong. There's this belief of a Re-incarnation ring originated in India. They believe that when a person dies, their spirit will be recycled into another body, which could be another specimen.The type of Specimen depends on your sins during the present life. So again, this belief is tryin to make folowers better people.
Christianity- Well this one is most obvious. If you trust and devote your life to God, which is obeying the 12 commandments and follow the bible teachings regularly, you will gain access to heaven, while those who do not will go to Hell ( literally) .
See, with most religions trying to push a general message across so people will be more 'behaved' , taking up a religion is not always a bad thing(unless its worshipping Satan).
If more people followed a religion, stronger norms would be created and things like crime rates would reduce. Which reminds me of the terrorist attack on 9/11, but thats another topic altogether. Those of you without a current religion should try to find one ASAP, maybe not for the norms ( which are intrinsic rewards) but maybe for the rewards when you die( extrinsic rewards).
Pokey
Craze alert!! Pimples are all the rage nowadays.The more you have, the cooler you are! People without pimples are dorks and nerds now, and totally uncool.
"How do I grow pimples fast?",I hear you peoplescream, well, its not easy, but I'll teach you people some neat hints and tips I've gathered over the years.
1. EAT KFC.
Eat the chickens, not the burgers. Focus on eating skin. Do NOT wipe oil from skin when your finished eating.Do NOT wash face at night.Leave grease on face.They're your friends.
2. DO NOT SLEEP
Pimples grow when you don't sleep. I am no supermegatronicical biologist so don't ask me why.
3. DRINK BEER
Drink enough for you to be staggering. DO NOT VOMIT. You want the beer inside you so chemical reactions take place. IF you vomit, either eat the vomit or drink more beer.
4. NO SEX & ORGASMS
Well this is a weird one but its true. Orgasm kinds of let go of fluids in your body. And I think its somehow related to the testosterone? As I said, I'm no supermegatronicical biologist.
5. NO GROOMING OF ANY KIND
This involves taking baths, showering, scratching and etc. This helps pimple growth take place. I know the scientific reason for this, but im sure you do too.
6. NO TOILETING
Keep your fatty stuff in you for as long as possible. Avoid farting at all and try to hold all poopoo and weewee in if possible.
Follow my 6 guidelines for a month or so. If you do not become a yummy pizza-face, contact me.
