Trainstations. They're the most important public transport our Government has to offer but it's a joke. Trains being delayed frequently by 7-25 minutes or being terminated altogether is common in Sydney. If I ever wanted to keep an ass-kicking job(literally) , I will invest in a car. Even if parking in the city is PAINFULLY expensive.
Put that aside, that's not the main issue I am posting about tonight. It's more about the stupidity of the train/government assswipes.. At Central station, there are NO rubbish bins. NUPPAZ, ZILCH, ZERO.They expect us to hold onto our rubbish. Remember, this is CENTRAL station, the MOST important trainstation : the heart of SYDNEY TRAIN TRANSPORT. The most busiest station.
Ok, I'll be reasonable. I'll consider both sides of this bin problem. The train people removed all their bins because John Howard enjoys licking Bush's arse and has now made Australia a potential terrorist target. Thus, they remove bins to prevent bomb scares. (bins tend to be a good target for terrorist bombs).
That's a reasonable argument i made up. Here's the catch though, if they do not have bins, why do they have bloody VENDING MACHINES?All the foods in the vending machiense are wrapped and covered somehow. (eg. cans, wrappers, etc).
And have you ever noticed those stickers which say
" safety before profit?" That's totally bullshit. What if someone threw some banana peel on the floor ( due to lack of bins) and someone slipped and fell into the tracks and got run over? What if a guy with some unknown deadly virus leaves his unfinished food on the floor and mosquitoes spread the virus?
Also, vending machines provide a good home for terrorist bombs as well,even better cause its more concealed. Please wake up stupid Government / Trainstation dipshits..I dont want to die in a trainstation. I promised my ex-girlfriend that i will die in a volcanoe.
Pokey
Optimists should take their heads out of their arses. What's the point of being so happy when there's more to be sad about? I hate those people who try to look at the brighter side of life. Once a while is ok, but they need to face the facts. According to my survey, 100% of people told me that optimists enjoy regular bum sex and that their anuses are now so large that they need 10 inch bumplugs to keep them from leaking faeces. My statistics are never wrong (I got a High Distinction in Statistics).
Depression is an essential part of life. In fact, without regular doses of regular depression and pain, a person can mutate into what is called a 'hippy.' People who say they are too depressed and want to commit suicide are bluffing. They just want you to be jealous.
Don't get me wrong. Pessimists are major dipshits too. I believe Goths belong to this category. Hanging around in graveyards at midnight is not what I consider normal (Unless you're a gravedigger or a homeless). If you really believe everything will turn out so bad and horrible, why don't you just go and DIE? Really, it's the best solution to all of life's problems. No-one will miss you.(except for those make-up companies).According to survey results, it's concluded that 100% of Goth's have their 1-inch penises retracted and converted into a 10 inch vagina in depth; due to pessimism (All Goths have penises).
Everyone goes through ups and downs of their lives. It's similar to that of a business cycle. An economy cannot stay on an economic boom forever and will eventually go down to a recession. The trick is to make the recession as small as possible, and reach a higher economic boom during the next cycle.. If you do not understand the business cycle example you are either too young to be reading this site, or you are mentally stupid and should commit suicide.
To sum up, suicide is the answer to all of life's problems. Nothing beats suicide.
Pokey