I went to my friend's house to sleep over recently. Her parents were away on a trip and we had this HUGE 2 story house all by ourselves. So naturally, I made some arrangements to the rooms. (eg. moving the giant TV to the parents bedroom) so we had our own room with a giant cinematic feel!
Anyways, the TV was downstairs and her parents room was upstairs. Initially I told her she needed to move it up , but after several scratches and kicks, we "agreed" i would do the moving. It took me around 20-40 minutes to move that huge tv up there.
I am very lucky i did not destroy my back. After lifting that TV up the stairs, the skin on my hands were scraped and I had this chronic backpain.
Anyhow, after getting the tv where we wanted it, we had to plug in the power. I told my friend that she should do it because my back REALLY hurt. BAM! A kick to the shin.So we "agreed" I plug it in myself .
This post is a dedication to Shawn, close friend of mine who shares many of my ideals in this strange, bizarre world. He's resting in the hospital after an incident with some self-fisting punkers. It's just a broken arm and a broken leg, but Shawn has made me proud and has stood up to what most of you losers won't. For that I truly admire him as my equal.
It was after school and he had to go pass this narrow backstreet to buy himself some Slurpee from 7-11. After all, Slurpees are the best tasting iced sugar there is.
All of a sudden around 5-6 middle aged men told him to hand over his wallet and mobile phone. Shawn decided to run, but he was surrounded. Naturally, he did the legendary "Monkey Knuckle" technique I taught him, but little did he know that it was a move I made up to impress him. He jumped up and knuckled a bald guy on the head, who took hold of him and the others started to punch him. Armed with a bleeding nose and some bad scratches on his face, he was flailing his arms around like a maniac to keep the robbers away.
That's when one of the robbers took out a pocket knife and gave him a last warning to give them his wallet. Without even thinking, he ripped his left arm off and started whacking the robbers with his left arm, held by his right. It was truly an amazing site to behold. Blood was pouring all over the street and you could see the fear on the robbers faces when he whacked his former left arm at them. Shawn would have lost my respect for him if he did anything else other than the latter. Anyways, this went on for 3 minutes and he fell on the floor due to fatigue and loss of blood. This is when I entered the scene, where I saw him lying on the floor while the 4-5 men gathered around him. (1 was unconscious on the floor after the attacks with the left arm). Fearing nothing, I ran over at the unsuspecting men and I pulled Shawn's left leg out and used it as a baseball bat. Shawn let out a soft scream but he fell asleep soon afterwards.
My fight with them wasn't easy though. After taking 2 of them down, I was really exhausted. Swinging a leg around isn?t as easy as you would have thought. So I karate chopped the leg and made it a leg-nunchaku. It's exactly the same as a nunchaku Bruce Lee would use except that it was in the form of a leg and it was rather large.
The remaining men saw me make a nunchaku and fearing their lives, ran away. (They took Shawn's wallet on the way though). I called the ambulance and now his in hospital. Seems he was mentally scarred by the incident though because his brain cannot function properly. He's permanently 2 limbed now. True story.
And let me tell you.. IT REALLY HURTS. My whole body felt paralysed.There was this sharp pain which entered my whole body. My finger wasn't getting all the attention. I felt my WHOLE body being shocked.
After flying onto the bed, I laid there for a while. I don't know how long I laid there. I felt spazz in my body and I kinda did spazz movements. ( kinda like shivering movements, only much more intense ). The girl laughed and thought I was playing around. So she just plugged it in and opened the television , then said something about me being cute or something.
It was later in the night I explained to her what happened. We ordered pizza and watched movies n television all night long in her room. She said it was just a little shock and she hugged me and gave me a kiss. I said it was a BIG SHOCK and it HURT. So she kissed me more. I fell asleep in front of the television that night. The TV stays up there until the parents come back. No way am I moving the thing back down unless her parents are coming back.