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| The Big Mouthed Boy Speaks his Mind .. | |||||
| 5.10.04 11:05pm Man I'm so pissed today. It happened like 6 hours ago but its still fresh in my memory. I haven't been so angry ever since my sister ate my Easter egg. It all started when this old woman and her 20 year old son were getting off the same stop as me in a small station. The two kept staring at me after we got off the bus, and I saw them pointing at me. I didnt do anything bad to them, I even let them off the bus first, but they spoke some Yugoslavian or something & kept staring and pointing at me. We seemed to be walking the same way after we got off the station, soI tried to ignore them and walked ahead. That's when they threw stone pebbles at me. I'm sure it was them because they were both staring at me and they were laughing to themselves. I ignored it again, because It couldve been anything. That's when the boy ran up next to me and poked at me with a stick. Don't get me wrong, I'm not the type to go into fights easily, but when he did , something snapped and the " Spirit of the Dragon Rage" woke within me. I instantly did a Ken styled "Flaming Shrouken" at him , but he blocked just in time and retaliated with a spin kick, which i blocked just in time as well. We both threw a few punches at each other and i was on the winning side when his mother threw the infamous " Shinkuu Haduken" at me!! Badly hurt and disadvantaged, I teleported to her and did a "Psycho Crusher" and blew her off, while her son tried to recover from my previous blows. With my energy levels low, I tried to finish off the weaker target, being the son since he has been worn out a little. Closing up to him, i threw another "Flaming Uppercut" and hit him up the air, then I superjumped up and did a 32 hit combo at him and finsihed him off with the "Raging Demon", a total of up to 47 hits. Her mother noticed the suddenly blue background and the word "Tien" all around her, and immediately knew her son was down. Enraged, she tried to throw her "Shinkuu Haduken" at me again,but I countered with "Hoah Shokoken". Since she was still a littel too far ahead to rush me with a suprise attack, I tried to lure her by kicking her son, who is lying on the floor. Suddenly, after my 4th kick, i felt an immense power coming from her, her power level was growing up to 42000000000000!! Her ki indicated that the orochi blood in her has awakened and she lost all self control and went crazy!! She rushed at me with her DM "Maiden Masher" but I wasn't fast enough to block it since i was kicking the son. I took the full blow, and as I was on the floor being pounded, I saw my life going by. When she was finished, she stood up and howled at the sky, since she still hasn't gained control over herself. With all my remaining energy, I performed a "Vapour Cannon" , flew up the air , did a "V-Slash" , then fnished her off with my "Orochinagi". I walked home half dead and fully bleeding, so exhausted I nearly died. Yuna, (my servant , a level 32 white mage), casted "Full Heal" on me and I slapped her so using so much MP. She couldve casted a "Curaga" instead!! True story. Pokey |
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