I was watching the Simpsons today and enjoying myself and during the commercial breaks, two advertisements caught my attention. One was the Cornetto Bits and the other was some skincare shit. They BOTH pissed me off hardcore.What were they thinking? What kind of shitty advertising campaigns were they? Let me go into detail on each of the commercials.
Cornetto - A brunette with a Cornetto in her hand joins up with her bunch of anglo saxon friends in a beach and one of her friends go,"Where's my one?" or somewhere along the line.Then, this Asian prick pops out from nowhere and squeaks in a stereotyped Asian accent, "Yeeee... no need to worry..PLENTY for EVERYBODY..." then he chops the cone with a Chinese butcher knife and throws the bits of Cornettos at the Beach Fags.The beach fags play frisbee (doggystyle) and catch the bits with their mouths mid-air. "Who wants the choc chip?" the Asian squeals, and then chomps away. Man.. if there was anything more disgusting than moths or Australian Idol, this would be it. This DISGUSTED me so much. The Asian guy was begging to get his arse ripped apart with hammer and chisel.
1st of all, whats with the stupid stereotypism? Not all Asians talk like him and act such arseholes.I wish he dies.
2ndly, who would want bits of a cone? You will need to it eat it at a faster rate because it has a larger surface area and will melt faster,strangers who bug you everyday called "FRIENDS" will want to scab pieces off you, and its generally more messier with the crumbs and with the potential for the bits falling apart.
3rdly how come cornetto isnt even marketed on the web? I've been searching for the price to bag it IF the cornetto bits price is higher than regular cornetto but I CANT FIND IT!! Now i have to bag that the stupid company doesnt even have a website to promote its shameful shit! (except for paddlepops). You call that customer service? They should go bankrupt and repent themselves by rolling around in pig manure.
ugly bitch: Hey sit closer
dickless boy: *sits closer*
ugly bitch: What do you see?
dickless boy: *stares and then squints*
dickless boy: I see.....you..
ugly bitch: what else?
dickless boy: *stares and squints some more*
dickless boy: nothing..
ugly bitch: *smirks*
*picture of product comes in*
[THE END ]
WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? WHAT WERE THE ADVERTISERS THINKING? I dont think i need to say more about this advertisement.What I gather is that the girl wants the boy to look clearly into her face and see if there is any pores,pimples,or little bugs. What a shit advertisement. This is what I would do if i was in place of the dickless boy.
ugly bitch: Hey sit closer
Pokey: *walks up to her*
ugly bitch: What are you doing?
Pokey: *lifts her up*
ugly bitch: *screams*
Pokey: *rips her apart with pure strength, then throws the body down the ocean*
Pokey: Good riddance
*close up of carcass floating on water*
[ THE END ]
Pokey