I went to the dentist yesterday and i hated it. They made me sit on that wierd electronic chair (not electric chair) and asked me a few questions before cleaning up my teeth. He asked.. " Where do you study?" and other irrelevant crap. I felt like i was captured by aliens and they were doing reseach on me. ( including studying my body parts, trying to communicate with me and testing my reactions , then probing my arse with huge advanced technological equipment.) At that moment I suddenly understood how those AV Japanese pornstars felt, since they are normally asked spastic questions before the porn actually starts.
Sure, he was tryin to make me calm and relaxed by taking my mind off what he was going to do to my mouth, but im not a cow. I dont need to be talked to before they start squeezing my titties for white stuff
( my teats dont produce white stuff by the way).
Then he started drilling my teeth and talking to me and asking me questions. HOW WAS I SPOSED TO ANSWER WITH THE BLOODY THING IN MY MOUTH?? If I moved i reckon i would have a hole in my mouth the size of a Rhino's arse.
Also they really didnt know how to handle that sucking thing which prevents yourself choking on your on saliva. When they were too busy to hold it, they didnt put it aside, they left it on my toungue so that my toungue was being sucked dry. My toungue was being used to keep the bloody saliver sucker in mid-air!!
It was over pretty fast in the end. Im pretty happy about it. I look WAY more handsome with my teeth cleaned. Dont believe me? Check them out!! =D
I dont like Australian/American Idol. It's as entertaining as watching porn after 50 orgasms on the same night.(presuming you did not take any viagra). In Australia, the 1st 'idol' won because he has a this lack of hairstyle called a fro.He looks like a dude who has had his face smashed in by Zangief's huge fist, followed by a skin tan by Dhalsim's Yoga Flame , then finished with Benimaru giving him a fro with his Lightning Punch to the head. For those of you that cannot picture him right now, here is a preview:
All the competitors are idiots. How long do they think their success will last? Remember Bardot from Popstars?No?Thats because after they won they lasted for a couple of months then disappeared from the face of the earth.So will Australian/American Idols. We dont need another bloody celebrity every year. We get enough from Hollywood shitting them onto us already.I hope they all die.
This show wastes 2-3+hours of television a week and its not worth it.I'd rather watch Gay porn,Star Trek or even Big Brother than this Idol Shit.
