Do you love cars? Are you fascinated by them? Do they appeal to you as much as the opposite sex? If you answered any of the top 3 questions then you deserve to get run over by a train. What's so special about cars? They are just stupid machinery no matter how you look at them. Firstly, what are cars for? Transporting humans from one destination to another. Basically, a Toyota Camry can do the same job as a Nissan Skyline. I don't care how fast a car can go. What's the point of a "good car" if you can't drive at the potential maximum speed on the road anyway?
I'm sick of all that hype about cars. It's just plain stupid. I know many boys and girls who are fascinated by them.Frankly, I just don't see the fascination. I had this friend who asked me what car I wanted in the future.I just told him I wanted any old car which works and has a life warrantee. He said that i need to live it up, cause he's going to save up 3-4 years of wages to buy a Skyline when he finishes university. I still think back and laugh till this day. ( his doing tafe now and already struggling to keep his girlfriend expenses paid).
Smoke Hole - It's a stimulator for homosexual people. The smoke hole is not used as a hole, but instead a dildo for men ( and women in that case). Men ( and women ) bend over in front of their smoke hole and ram the hole into their bums. The vibration and warm heat from the smoke coming out gives a burning yet erotic sensation to the anus.
Oil Hole - For straight men. This one is used as a proper hole. The man injects his penis standing up. The already available oil gives the penis enough lubricant to avoid frictional pains. Ejaculating inside the hole is recommended for maximum comfort of car lovers.
There we go.. the secrets exposed. I asked these questions to a drunk car lover once. He exploited the secrets of all car lovers and told me what I just told you. He told me ALL CAR-LOVERS do this, and they do it in secret. It didnt suprise me though, because many of my friends stunk like petrolium sperm anyways.