lyrics for
GREEN JELLŸ-Cereal Killer Soundtrack
OBEY THE COWGOD
Are you ready to obey the cow god?
We live in a country were we cant eat meat!
Obey the cow god!
We live in a country were there’s no burger king!
Obey the cow god!
We live in a country were there’s no McDonalds!
Obey the cow god!
Dopey! Dopey! Dopey!
I’m a cow and I’m going to roam threw your village
and I’m going to eat all your food.
But you don’t care because I’m a, I’m a sacred cow!
Obey the cow god!
We live in a country were there is no beef body products,
except my lean!
Obey the cow god!
We live in a country were there’s no beef body products!
Obey the cow god!
You on your knees! You get on your knees!
Where are those two boneheads!?!
Get on your knees, hands behind your head and on your knees!
You on your knees! Get on your knees and pray to the cow god!
Eat my burger for it is my flesh!
And drink my milk for it is my blood!
THREE LITTLE PIGS
Why don’t you sit right down and I,
I may tell you a tale, a tale of three little pigs
and a big bad wolf!
Well the first little piggy well he was kind of hick
he spent most of his days just a dreaming of the city!
Then one day he bought a guitar!
He moved to Hollywood to become a star!
While living on the farm he knew nothing of the city!
Built his house out of straw what a pity!
Then one day, jamming on some chords,
along came the wolf knocking on his door!
Chorus: Little pig, little pig let me in!
Not by the hair on my chiney chin, chin!
Little pig, little pig let me in!
Not by the hair on my chimney chin, chin!
Well I’m huffing and puffing, blow your house in!
Well I’m huffing and puffing, blow your house in!
Well I’m huffing and puffing, blow your house in!
Well the second little piggy he was kind of stoking!
Spent most of his day’s just gone just smoking!
Huffing and a puffing down on Venice Beach!
Getting paid money for religious speech!
Built his house from when he garbage picked,
mostly made up of old cans and sticks!
Then one day he was cranking up a Marley!
Along came the wolf on his big bad Harley!
Chorus
Well the third little piggy the grade A student,
his daddy was a rock star named pig'd Nugent!
Earned his masters degree from Harvard college,
built his house from his architect knowledge,
A dry level mansion, Hollywood hills
daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills.
Then one day came the old house smasher,
The big bad wolf the little piggy slasher!
Chorus
Well the big bad wolf well he huffed and he puffed all that he could,
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood!
It’s made out of concrete the little piggies shouted;
the wolf just frowned as he pouted.
So they called 9 eleven like any piggy should,
And they sent out Rambo just as fast as they could!
"Yo wolf face, I’m your worst nightmare, Your ass is mine!"
Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see,
and that’s the end of the story for you and me!
If you still give a listen you just may
hear the big wolf or little piggies say,
" little pig little pig let me in,
Not by the hair on my chinney chin chin!
Little pig little pig let me in,
Not by the hair on my chinney chin chin!
Well I’m huffing and I’m puffing and ill blow your house in! (X8)
And the end moral of this story is
that bands with no talent
can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show!
CEREAL KILLER
sorry, i dont have this one yet...
ROCK-N-ROLL PUMPKIHN
ROCK AND ROLL PUMPKINS!
Rock and roll pumpkins! Say it again (X3)
ROCK AND ROLL PUMPKINS!
Rock and roll pumpkins! Say it again (X5)
ROCK AND ROLL PUMPKINS!
Rock and roll pumpkins! Say it again! (X3)
ROCK AND ROLL PUMPKINS
ROCK AND ROLL!
ROCK AND ROLL!
ANARCHY IN THE U.K.
Anarchy in Bedrock! Twitch! Twitch!
Right now! (Laughing) I am an Anti-Christ!
I am an anarchist!
Know what I want know how to get it!
Want to destroy Mr. Slate.
Cause I want to be Fred Flinstone!
Anarchy in Bedrock!
Stop in sometime and meet Betty and Wilma!
Tries some flint upside down rubble
bubble skin or just try Fruity Pebbles!
Cause I want to be Fred Flintstone!
In Bedrock it is the only way to be!
Many ways to get what you want!
I use ministry!
I use Barney Rubble!
I use Anarchy!
Cause I want to be Fred Flinstone!
Yabadabadoo!
Is this the U.S.D.A?
Is this Hollywood!
Is this Bedrock!
I thought it was Hollyrock!
Cause I want to be Fred Flintstone! (X3)
Wilma!
ELECTRIC HARLEY HOUSE (OF LOVE)
So you want to go the road!
Want to see my love to unfold!
You mostly young and you mostly bold!
On your knees and do what your told!
You pull the trigger on my love gun!
Then you will see well be having fun!
So many bible messages told!
Life is good and lets go forward!
Electric Harley House of Love! (X5)
Go to teeth and the love of mine!
Ill give you time for your head to unwind!
Can you see push my head to the floor!
Spin around and well go for some more!
Can you see I’m lifeless and ill!
Want to taste the blood on your kill!
So reach out and take my hand!
We’ll be off to never ever land!
Electric Harley House of Love! (X4)
Come on boys!
I know your drink is Metallica!
Well if it then my name is Duh!
Did you think we would rip it off!
I bet we did band ever because!
So they say it is a settle of Tums!
When the band comes settle the rums!
They think it happens all the time!
I thank the god that we never bum!
Electric Harley House of Love! (X5)
Of love! (X3)
YEAH!
TRIPPIN' ON XTC
sorry, i dont have this one yet either...
MISADVENTURES OF SHITMAN
What is that smell!
Walking through the plant today,
scooping up gifts and putting away!
It’s pooh pooh! Pooh pooh!
Some things smelling pretty ripe,
Coming from that sewer pipe!
It’s pooh pooh, pooh pooh!
You know every body knows
they can smell it with their nose!
It’s pooh pooh! Pooh Pooh!
I've got pooh pooh on my shoe (X2)
Its pooh pooh! Pooh pooh!
But first you’ve got to (X3)
Got to (X8)
Shit man!
Let me! (X8)
Shit man!
Don’t Give me no! (X8)
Shit man!
Come on! (X8)
Shit!
He’s got pooh pooh on his shoe!
HOUSE ME TEENAGE RAVE
Tell me you want to touch me! Tell you what?
Oh yeah! Show me that monkey of yours!
Where’s the monkey! This is the monkey baby say hi,
say hi to the monkey.
The monkey likes you! Will it bite!
No he won’t bite you as long as you’re nice to him!
No he will not bite you!
Now I want you to pet the monkey!
Like that! Yeah right there. Yeah, oh wow that is great,
I have something else I want you to do!
Chorus: Whip me teenage rave! (X4)
Let me be your mortal slave,
now whip me teenage rave!
I’ve been so bad; I want you to put me on the wheel!
I want you to put me on the wheel! Now tie me up! Oh yeah!
Now spank me! Now spank me! Like that, a little harder!
Harder, I’ve been so bad. Now I want you to put me on the wheel!
Spin the wheel! Spin the wheel now! Spin it now! Stop!
Stop I’m going to puke! Stop it now! Stop it!
Oh my god! Oh god!
Chorus
I want to see snaky, where’s snaky, snaky!
You want snaky! You sure you want snaky!
I’m sure I want snaky!
Son I don’t think you are ready for snaky.
I don’t think you want snaky!
I want snaky please! Give me snaky!
Here comes snaky! Snaky!
Chorus
Oh, Oh I think I’m going to cum! I’m going to cum!
That was so good! That felt so good! Did I give you a blinky?
Just hold me now!
FLIGHT OF THE SKAJAQUADA
When the clouds of iron gather at night.
Blackening the winter sky!
Storms gather fury from the lake!
Best hurry home and refuge take!
For soon the worse come too pass!
And ice will turn your roads to glass!
While in the north the beast awakens!
From his yearlong slumber taken!
These howl the fury of the gales!
With deadly curbs and readily trail!
To send your rood holes into the night!
You’ll be as his curtain in blinding light!
See to ivory skills you like with her!
Flight of the skajaquada!
GREEN JELLŸ THEME SONG
(Burping)
Got nothing to do on a Friday night, Green Jellÿ sux!
Ain’t got no talent but that’s alright, Green Jellÿ sux!
We’re the worst, the worst in the land, Green Jellÿ sux!
But come on you’ve got to give us a hand, Green Jellÿ sux!
Iggy and Gurdy there both good names, Green Jellÿ sux!
Manerd and Poopy, there both insane, Green Jellÿ sux!
But when life a game, whose to blame, Green Jellÿ sux!
Green Jelly! Yeah that’s right were the worlds economic problem,
you can blame it all on us, it’s our fault!
Hello, Jellÿ, Green Jellÿ (X5)
Green Jellÿ (X2)
Jellÿ For the Future! (X5)
And scream Green Jellÿ sux!
CD REVIEW
The first CD by this weird band. They were originally called "Green Jellö" because they hated that color of Jello and they thought that since their band sucked, it was an appropriate name. However, Jello® didnt find this very amusing and sued the band. They then changed their name to Green Jellÿ, but the ÿ is pronounced as an "O", so the band's name is still pronounced "green jello" They openly admit that they have no talent, but this is far from the truth, actually they are a decent band, but also very amusing to listen to. I like every song on this CD. My overall rating- A