lyrics for
GREEN JELLŸ-333
CARNAGE RULES
carnage rules!
rockin' and rollin'
our way through town
yeah baby
i get around
played my murder
played the tyrant
washin his spider
playing in my own land
you cant run
im having too much fun
listen all you fools
dont you know that carnage rules
told you once and wont tell you twice
heed my warning and play my advice
all day long
im completely insane
crashing smashing
the eye of the hurricane
cruising in my ride
you best step aside
first on my list
crushing bugs with my fist
my brains all red
hear what i said
listen all you fools
dont you know that carnage rules
told you once and wont tell you twice
heed my warning and play my advice
im out of my mind
no time to waste
it helps me unwind
i love the chase
this wasting dude
is nothing but rude
theres no stopping
all this topping
no matter what your size
crushing spiders like flies
listen all you fools
dont you know that carnage rules
told you once and wont tell you twice
heed my warning and play my advice
ORANGE CRUNCH
in your sleep, i will hunt you down
crunch
i say that life is a worthless game
darkness covers alot today
in shadows you rot away
i feast on agony's only day
in the pit of seven clouds
scream in pain, i get aroused
cuff-cuffs melting down
orange crunch, silence the sound
of pain
its always the same
you dying of pain
pain
i wait at your open grave
laughing at you silently
ill spit on your broken face
killing in the only way
till then ill hunt you down
till i see your sorry frown
right after your in the ground
screaming your unholy sound
of pain
its always the same
you dying of pain
pain
its so insane
lockjaw is hunting down
trudging is its only sound
taking to your scream of pain
agony brought you insane
this is my chosen line
terrified ??????????
im wrong you were right
why will you die tonight
PINATA HED
ive got goldy hands upon my chin
got my clothes right from the goodwill bin
stealing riffs and drinking coke
laughing from the tar and smoke
everytime that i get hit
prizes in my head that splits
fly around for little brats
wearing backwards baseball caps
blindfold me and take that stick
hit me in the hed with it
ay carumba, ay carumba baby
tootsie rolls and mounds are in my hed
chocolate stains remain upon my bat
bleach my hair and slick it back
top nutritious sugar snack
every time that i get hit
prizes in my head that splits
fly around for moshpit twits
writing dumb grunge-metal hits
blindfold me and take that stick
hit me in the hed with it
i think that jeremy's broken now
jeremy's broken
ouch ouch you hit my hed
you hit my hed
sometimes you feel like a nut
FIXATION
body cruncher 360 unsure
burning out on the power trip
two-faced interrogation
hey liar liar panties on fire
make some love, in the head
heard you wanna fix,
gotta get a fix, mix em up
fixation
burnin acid and he set fires
grind town in chrome cant come in
two-faced interrogation
brain spider, stupid hair blanche
makes some love, in the head
heard you wanna fix,
gotta get a fix, mix em up
fixation
him attracts me no where
copy cats, manipulation
nothings buzzin through the air
soul-stripper, over there
make some love, in the head
heard you wanna fix
gotta get fix, mix em up
THE BEAR SONG
the bear went over the mountain to see what he could see (hey)
the other side of the mountain was all that he could see (so)
he went back over the mountain to see what he could see (hey)
the other side of the mountain was all that he could see
you darn fool, you darn fool, cant you plainly see (hey)
its something like a cabbage head my grandma said to me (ho)
many a miles ive traveled, a thousand miles or so (hey)
ive never saw a head of cabbage with hair upon it before
"is that a bear over there?"
"hey booboo, its the ranger"
"somebody give that cabbage a haircut"
FIGHT
do you think that you can fight me?
you worthless little worm
fight, fight, fight, fight
caught you off your guard, ill kick you when your down
backstabbing silence, laughing like the clown
caught you off your guard, shoot you when your down
backstabbing silence, toying with the clown
fight, fight, fight, fight
ill knock you over, whats this little jerk
if you want it over, ill kick you where it hurts
all your little silence, youll be the fool
if you want it opened, well ill kick your little hole
your a little weasel, look at what youve done
told you all to look at when i give you one more chance
lying little whores we were here first
first little whores get kicked the worst
fight, fight, fight, fight
caught you off your guard, ill kick you when your down
backstabbing silence, laughing like the clown
caught you off your guard, shoot you when your down
backstabbing silence, toying with the clown
fight, fight, fight, fight
SUPER ELASTIC
sleeping through the black eyed world
and no respect to tell em no
sleeping till i never sleep
lost to within a wink of my soul
trapped inside a spirit of my own
all there is is all there was
using all the battle hails of here
super elastic
double plastic
decapitation
takes off my head
distant sounds of dead men takes
take their testicles again
dont you see its holiday
stencils take up some of it
zodiac sign for max and mumble
you cant hear a word i say
go ahead and try it punk here
super elastic
double plastic
decapitation
takes off my head
super elastic
double plastic
regurgitation
lands on my head
JUMP
kids jump when they're happy
adults jump when they're sad
kids jump up real high
adults jump a long way down
jump, jump, jump
kids jump up to summer sunlight
adults jump down to cold sundays
kids jump to keep on breathing
adults jump to end it all
jump, jump, jump
oh yeah
kids jump when they're elated
adults jump when they're frustrated
kids jump to keep on living
adults jump to end it all
jump, jump, jump
jump, jump, jump
jump
JERK
hey all you freaks
dont you know that birds have beaks
cant you see the real truth
my friends mom is missing a tooth
if i find myself upside down
i can never turn it all around
cuz im a jerk
i smell read bad
and im a jerk
it aint so bad
that im a jerk
cant you see
that im a jerk
its what i wanna be
i like my live ins dumb
i spend my time watching my thumb
all those years of schooling
left me big and dumb and clueless
if my head was on straight
maybe then it wouldnt be so great
cuz im a jerk
i smell read bad
and im a jerk
it aint so bad
that im a jerk
cant you see
that im a jerk
its what i wanna be
if you see me in the street
make sure that i have my feet
if you catch me up on a wall
dont you hit me when i fall
people ask me why
i like to be a big dumb guy
cuz im a jerk
i smell read bad
and im a jerk
it aint so bad
that im a jerk
cant you see
that im a jerk
its what i wanna be
ANTHEM
"oh yeah, oh yeah, were gonna try to do it
without blowing the power this time, yeah so
once again i ask you to raise your hands, cuz
you got free pop and chips today, yeah, oh yeah
your beautiful ive never seen nothin like this
before, it brings a tear to my eye oh yeah
your beautiful yeah"
i heard it from a friend
on that long and lonesome highway
be ready for love
at every fork in the road
and by and by baby
its a sweet tart yeah
so bitter to the taste
and so heavy on the heart
so i lift up my hands
raise them to the sky
for sex and drugs and rock and roll
party all day, party all day
sex and drugs and rock and roll yeah
"you are playin that so pretty, oh yeah give it
to me one more time oh yeah hello brethern give me
your hand, oh yeah your beautiful yeah"
its seems that day
that the music died yeah
i drove my chevy to the ocean
but the ocean was dry
and by and by baby
its a sweet tart yeah
so bitter to the taste
and so heavy to the heart
so i lift up my hands
raise them to the sky
for sex and drugs and rock and roll
party all day, party all night
sex and drugs and rock and roll
"oh yeah, you are so beautiful, oh yeah, your
beautiful, your beautiful, beautiful yeah"
i should have stayed in college
another town dead and gone
"oh yeah, your beautiful, your beautiful hollywood
oh yeah, me and the boys will keep on playin this same
old anthem song"
i should have stayed in college
another town dead and gone
"oh they were beautiful werent they? good night thank you"
SLAVE BOY
if you wanna be a man, you better learn to obey
i put these things on my boobs
i try to tell you what to do
is your boy toy under control
free my soul free my soul
you gotta test, the testies of love
so whip it out boy, and put on that glove
slave boy, why dont you listen to me
cuz i got, a ton of money
ill make you love me
with my big strong hands
so do you do me
and act like a man
im in a groove on my knees
papa dont preach
my pink undies
i like to let it all hang out
im just a baby, cuz i know how
you gotta test, the testies of love
so whip it out boy, and put on that glove
slave boy, why dont you listen to me
cuz i got, a ton of money
ill make you love me
with my big strong hands
why dont you do me
and act like a man
make you a man with the slap of my hand
gotta tie you up to get down
CD REVIEW
Green Jellÿ's follow up to the Cereal Killer Soundtrack. It cant compare to that CD, however there are a lot of good songs on this one as well. They still have the comical yet good music style, and still shout at you that they suck! My overall rating- B