Get this, some German guy breeds a bunch of 15lbs rabbits. Why breed giant rabbits? To take over the world, of course. Luckilly North Korea came to the worlds rescue and bought the fat bunnies for 70Euro a piece with the supposed plan to set up a breeding farm. The plan was that the German would ship the bunnies to N Korea and then fly down to set up the farm. But once the rabbits were shipped the N Koreans cancelled the stupid Deutscher's trip down. Apparently the Koreans got hungary and couldn't wait that long.

As Strange as this all sounds I find myself wondering what recipe the N Koreans may have used to cook these wascally wabbits. Perhaps they looked on the internet for a tasty idea or two. You just have to remember these bunnies provide 15 lbs of meat and you have to reformulate the recipes or your soup will be bland!

What is it with Germans and giant bunnies. I've found yet another news article about german cyborg bunnies bent on world destruction. This article explains a little more. Apparently these Germas are competing with eachother to make freakishly big rabbits. Stupid Germans, what will you do when they turn on you and enslave all Prussia-kind?

I don't want to be enslaved by rabbits! If I am going to be ruled over it will only be by mischevious, yet hilarious, mice.