Eriol: *mumbles* He's onto us...
Hypercrabby: What?!
Tomoyo: Oh my goodness! Once again the cat is out of the bag! *faints*
Kero: What the heck is up with Tomoyo?!
Eriol: She's trying to get onto a soap opera, so she's constantly practicing, even off-stage.
Syaoran: You sure that's not a reality show?
Sakura: I see. So this whole marrige is a scandal to win popularity from the fans?
*The crowd begins to scream as shirtless Yue enters the stage*
Yue: But, he'll never steal away my yaoi fans!
Eriol: That's what you think! *kisses Syaoran as the crowd goes wild*
Hypercrabby: Okay. OKAY! Everybody calm down!!
Syaoran: What the hell?!! What...the HELL!!!??
Tomoyo:*wakes up only to pass out again*
Kero: This show's getting nuts!
Hypercrabby: Why'd you have to go and do that, Eriol?
Syaoran: Yeah! And why did you have to use tounge?!
Eriol: And now, all the CCS fans are mine! Next, the world!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*exits with a poof of smoke*
Sakura: This could just be me again, but is anyone else confused?
Kero: Nope, we're all lost.
Yue: Damn! That bastard stole my fans! Now I really do have to take up that Gravitation job. What's the character's name? Yuki..?
Syaoran: Excuse while I go and vomit...*dashes off stage*
Hypercrabby: Well, we've all learned a valuable lesson today. Eriol is a sensitive person, so we should never get too threatening...or the impossible will happen. With that thought in mind I bid you farewell...
Tomoyo: I have a confession to make...I'm really a man!
Hypercrabby: *knocks out Tomoyo with microphone* I SAID "farewell"! Save your drama 'till next time!
~End~
