By Sieth Realder
Disclaimer: Yeesh, you would think you guys'd know the drill by now...
One summer afternoon, Duo, bored out of his mind, decides to give a prank call to Relena. (I mean, who wouldn't? She's so easy!)
The following is the actual recorded conversation that went on.
Duo: Hello, this is Heero. Is this Relena?
Relena: Omigod.
Duo: Relena? Is that you? This is Heero...*snicker*
Relena: Oh. My. GOD.
Duo: Relena? Hello?
Relena: Omigod, omigod, omigod. OMI--GOD!!!!
Duo: Uh...
Relena: OmigodHeeroisthatreallyyouohthisissocoolIcan'tbelieveyou'rereallycallingmeyoufinallyadmityouloveme
andthatwebelongtogetherandweshouldgooutthisfridaynightatsevenisgoodformeyoucanpickmeupandwe'llgoto
dinnerandthenthemoviesandthengoforaromanticwalkintheparkhowaboutthatandthenyou'lladmitthatI'mtheonlyone
foryouandthenaskmetomarryyouandI'llsayIwillandwe'llgoonareallyromantichoneymoonafteraperfectweddingand
we'llhavelotsandlotsandlotsandlotsofreallyperfectkidsandeverythingwillbejustPERFECT! [1]
Duo: *silence* [2]
Relena: Heero?
Duo: *CLICK*
Relena: Heero? Hello? Heero? Oh wait...maybe his phone got messed up...I'll call him back, I wasn't finished! *dials Heero's number*
10 Minutes Later...
Heero: *bursting through Duo'd front door* DUO!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Duo: Eep.
~Owari~
Well, how didya like it? It's not my best work, but I like any oppurtunity to make fun of Relena.
[1] No, that entire paragraph is NOT a typo. That's how she talks.
[2] Hey, knowing Duo, he got lost after "OmigodHeero".