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| Damien's Dog House! Damien |
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| Well..Hi..My name is a name. My name is Damien! THE VAMPIRE LOR...okay. Lol just joking! My name is Damien. I'm very weird..@_@. And I am madly in love with SAKURA MIZUKO! I'm friends to her friends..(I speak weird...). Her friends are Kathy and...I forgot the other one...Just joking! I'd never forget about Kumi! *Hands Kumi a couple of pepsis* Enjoy! Um..so..I like Hellsing..and..I'm into other animes. I guess I'm just here..because I'm in love with the hostess of this site! ^^ So..you won't get much out of me..except if you wanna hear about my boring life! Umm..I grew up somewhere...and I'm not telling you where I am...thing is..I moved..and I MISS JESS! Umm...let's see..I'm scared of swimming. I can't dance. :( People think just cause my nickname is Damien I sacrifice goats and worship the devil. Which is not true! I have a hair style that kids affectionately call "devil spikes".Eric and Lily (sometimes..strangely known as Jen...don't know why.. ) taught me how to fight. I met Sake a while back...like..back..in..Ferbruary or March. From there..I met Kathy and Kumi. They're great friends. Oh sorry...I got a bit emotional there..*wipes eyes* So...oh yah! I LOVE HELLSING! ALUCARD IS SO AWESOME! VAMPIRES ARE COOL! *starts laughing hysterically* If you hear Kathy or Kumi say stuff about me finding candles and strawberries to be erotic...don't believe them. I SWEAR IT'S NOT TRUE! I like the overall story. I like stuff like that. Dark storylines....blood flying everywhere..decapitated heads and ...Okay ^^ moving along. I'm a quiet guy in person. And once last year I made the mistake of telling people about myself...I mean..that wasn't the mistake. The mistake was what I told them... Dami: I hate talking to stupid people...I'm very quiet. I'm not someone to joke around with...I'm not very friendly unless I alredy know you..blah..blah..blah... Some guy in the class: That guy's fucking suicidal. From then on...I became known as a goth..WHICH IS FUCKING SWEET! When I hear a heavy metal song come on I act as if I'm playing the guitar and start acting stupid.. Me: THIS SONG ROCKS! Eric: Chill dude...people are watching...*acts like he doesn't know me* |
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| So then once..some guy I know from my old school saw me at the mall and said "Hey look..it's the goth guy!" What I did next scared them..LMAO. I hid a lighter behind my fingers and turned the lighter on with my thumb creating the illusion of me making fire come out of my fingers. And then I said "I'M A GOTH! I HAVE POWERS! I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!" They looked scared and went walking the other direction and I burnt my finger...so the lesson of this whole thing is...don't try to make people think you have fire creating powers.........@_@. | ||||||||
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