Name: TJ....... DUH!!!!!
Age: He's the old man of the group... 20, And he wont buy the booze next year for us youngings. Damn morals this boy has.
Family: Momma, Poppa, Robin, and Binx the cat (ya know like in hocus pocus!!!) oh yeah and the coolest grandparents EVER!
Occupa-TION: he's the mail dude at jones motors, oh wait excuse me Jones Motor Industry Corporation Conglomerate Inc.!!!! he's got his own desk and mail car! woohoo! Turfin in the parking lot and getting stuck in the snow FUN!!!!
Things TJ Does: Drives his Honda Civic because of the high milage it gets, rides his bike in padded pants to avoid any unwanted pain in his ass HA!, hangs with us loosers, goes to freakin Penn State! Next year it's Harrisburg!!! (no Montco for the BIG TIMER!), eats cheddar goldfish, does his best to spare every dime and penny, searches for the cheapest gas in the region, stealin lawn cows, finding new and exciting ways to annoy his sister Robin with things like CHICADEE!!!, getting all the passengers in his car to wear seat belts (i.e. me)...........
You may ask why this backround is green. Actually you prolly don't care but I will tell you... It's green cause green is the color of money! And there's nothing a TJ likes more then MONEY!!!!!!!
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