30 Reasons Why New Jersey Sucks
1. What's that smell?
2. The Garden State... that's an exaggeration. Who knew gardens could grow in landfills and sand?
3. No turns... Why would anyone need to turn into the guardrail?
4. KEEP RIGHT. PASS LEFT
5. Tolls every 5 miles
6. Stupid tolls don't except pennies as exact change!
7. Deer? On the beach?!
8. Two license plates? Do the beach-dwelling deer really need to know who is
hitting them?
9. What beach? You see a beach way out there?
10. I can't see anything. I have sunscreen in my eyes!!!
11. I don't have any money to tip the lady in the bathroom because I wasted all my pennies in the toll booth!!
12. 50$ fine for changing in the bathroom... AT THE BEACH!!!
13. Anybody here speak English... anyone? You can't buy body jewelry from some foreign guy who can't speak english
14. Speaking of guys who can't speak english... SAASY. What word is that?
15. It costs how much to go on the rides?!!
16. Watch the tram car please.
17. The best dinners on the boardwalk... Under $7.95!
18. Who puts traffic lights on a major highway?
19. Asshole cops.
20. The cops have special clearings in the forests on the side of the highways just so they can catch speeders.
21. Hasn't New Jersey ever heard of stairs?! It would just make a little more sense to walk up stairs then to walk up a 90 degree ramp with a broken toe.
22. Stay alert
23. Stay awake
24. Stay alive... do they really have to encourage you on this one?!
25. Did I mention that the cops are jerks?
26. With such a large hole in the ozone over New Jersey, you would think you could at least get a little tan.
27. Was that toxic waste I just saw floating by in this 65 degree water?
28. Old guys in speedos.
29. It says "Welcome to New Jersey" as you are leaving.
30. I mean really, what is that smell?!
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