1. No matter what bar you go to, you know the person that will be serving you drinks.

2. You can't remember the last time you ran a mile (hopping fences to escape the law doesn't count).

3. You can find a reason to make fun of anyone, at anytime, at anyplace.

5. You see nothing wrong with going to the bar at one in the afternoon and stating your "out for the night."

6. Every penny you earn goes right to Phillip Morris and Anheisuer Busch.

7. You are absolutely shell-shocked when you hear of someone graduating from college in four years.

8. You're reading this list right now in your grass-stained landscaping boots (and nothing else).

9. You got whiter over spring break.

10. You're in your early 20 and you feel like your 65.

12. You can find a reason to fight at church.

14. The number 69 still causes every one to piss themselves with laughter.

15. You piss yourself after a night of boozing.

16. If you've ever tried to 'flip' the couch cushions at the crack of dawn after pissing a friend's couch only to power-walk drunkenly home across town with a huge piss mark on your pants.

17. If you've ever reached into a fridge stocked with a variety of beers and instinctively pulled out the tallboy can you hid the night before.

18. If you've ever heard a friend whisper "let's fuck this place up."

19. You have said "lets fuck this place up" and done it.

20. Your definition of running has nothing to do with aerobic exercise and everything to do with running accross the street before the liquor store closes.

22. You've ever bought 40s with change.

23. If you show up at a concert/sporting event 5 hours before it starts to get "nice n' shit-faced", only to go in an hour and twenty minutes after it starts.

25. You're the only one at college that even knew what a mangina was before you randomly displayed one last Saturday night at 3AM.

26. You call out sick once a month to get hammered with the boys.

30. You know a dozen places to find a great steak, sub, or cheap "sixer", but can't find a clothing store to replace your pants with holes in the crotch and ass.

31. You refuse to drive a car with manual transmission because you need one hand free to hold your beer.