**Ring, riiiiing**
**Ring, riiiiing**
Hello?
Hi! May I talk to Mrs. Bone?
Yes, it's me, so?
I'd like to talk to you about your phone.
Is there a problem with the line?
Of course not! I only want to sell you a new one!
But I like this one fine.
Oh, you're not being fun!
What company are you for?
That's not the issue, the prices are!
Who are you, and who's the company core?
With our service, we're raising the bar!
My questions, answer them please.
I am ma'am, just giving you the info!
You're acting like a tease.
You're ready to sign up, right? I know!
You've interrupted my meal time...
No need to thank me now!
I'm not changing service; you're not getting a dime.
But it's all so simple, let me tell you how!
You don't care that you're bothering me?
You get all the included features, at not extra cost!
I'm starting to get angry...
Without them, you'd be lost!
I'm asking nicely now, please leave me to my meal...
So let's get you all set up with; which do you pick?
Since you won't listen, let me show you how I feel.
**CLICK**
