| once upon a piece of shit a girl stepped on a used condom, she skreeeeeemd, picked up a stick, hit her boyfriend with it, then picked up the condom using that same stick, and sniffed it. she then talked for an hour and a half how there was unknown sperm running around on her shoe. eventually she thought that "the little buggers" were climbing up her leg. her boyfriend laughed but then thought that if it was true, the little buggers could get somewhere that nobody should be. "artificial insemination the wrong way."o great," he said"then your parents are gonna bitch slap me with a mashetty screaming'wut the hell did you do to my daughter', but ill just have to say that i was only walking with you."we would find out that she was pregnant with the baby of a retarted 300 pound shit headed gangster. |