| 1dumpweed It's understood, I said it many ways too scared to run, I'm too scared stay I said I'd leave, but I could never leave her and if I did, you know I'd never cheat her But this I ask, it's what I want to know how would you feel, if I should choose to go another guy, you think he'd be unlike me another guy, you think he'd want to fight me She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here on the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice my dad used to give me all of his advice he would say you got to turn your back and run now come on son, you haven't got a chance now She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here on the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here on the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train Need a girl that I can train need a girl that I can train turn your back and run now you haven't got a chance now Need a girl that I can train need a girl that I can train turn your back and run now you haven't got a chance now |
| The Mark Tom and Travis Show lyrics minus the comantary by tom and mark |
| 2 dont leave me Don't leave me all alone just drop me off at home I'll be fine, it's not the first just like last time, but a little worse, and She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past." she said, "don't let my door hit your ass." (fuck yeah!) Just gimmie one more chance, I'll try this time I'll give you yours, I won't take mine I'll listen up, pretend to care go on ahead, I'll meet you there, and She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past." she said, "don't let my door hit your ass." (bass solo!) Let's try this one more time with feeling one more time with feeling one more time with feeling one more time with feeling She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past." she said, "don't let my door hit your ass." Don't leave me all alone just drop me off at home and I'll be fine |
| 3 aliens exist Hey mom there's something in the backroom hope it's not the creature from above you used to read me stories as if my dreams were boring we all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real I'd leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say what you hear is all hearsay I wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you I am still a skeptic yes you know me been best friends and will be till we die I got an injection of blood from the erection my best friend thinks I'm just humping guys alright Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you Dark and scary, ordinary explanation, information nice to know ya, paranoia where's my mother, biofather Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys twelve majestic lies |
| 5 going away to collage Please take me by the hand it's so cold out tonight I'll put blankets on the bed I won't turn out the light just don't forget to think about me and I won't forget you I'll write you once a week she said once a week she said Why does it feel the same to fall in love or break it off and if young love is just a game then I must have missed the kick off don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything but I'd go through hell for you and I haven't been this scared in a long time and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful, Sky Lee And I'll think about the times you kissed me after class and you put up with my friends I acted like an ass I'd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer is my picture still hanging in your locker? I haven't been this scared in a long time and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful I haven't been this scared in a long time and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful... |
| 7 dick lips Please, mom you ground me all the time I know that I was right all along And I'm hoping remember I'm a kid I know not what I did just having fun You couldn't wait for something new and yesterday I thought of you it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away it's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before Shit, dad please don't kick my ass I know I've seen you trashed at least one time Can I blame it on one of my dumb friends it's been awhile since I have used that line You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait) for something new (for something new) and yesterday (and yesterday) I thought of you (I thought of you) it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away it's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before (Alright) Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before |
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| 6 whats my age again I took her out it was Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right we started making out and she took off my pants but then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me nobody likes you when you're 23 and are still more amused by TV shows what the fuck is a.d.d.? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? what's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail this state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me nobody likes you when you're 23 and are still more amused by prank phone calls what the fuck is caller ID? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? where's my asian friend? (It's the slow pretty part!) And that's about the time she walked away from me nobody likes you when you're 23 and you still act like you're in Freshman year what the fuck is wrong with me? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? And that's about the time she broke up with me no one should take themselves so seriously with many years ahead to fall in line why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age what's my age again? who's my asian friend? What's my age again? |