enema of the state
lyrics
1  dumpweed
It's understood, I said it many ways
too scared to run, I'm too scared stay
I said I'd leave, but I could never leave her
and if I did, you know I'd never cheat her

But this I ask, it's what I want to know
how would you feel, if I should choose to go
another guy, you think he'd be unlike me
another guy, you think he'd want to fight me

She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare
unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
on the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice
my dad used to give me all of his advice
he would say you got to turn your back and run now
come on son, you haven't got a chance now

She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare
unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
on the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare
unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
on the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

Need a girl that I can train
need a girl that I can train
turn your back and run now
you haven't got a chance now

Need a girl that I can train
need a girl that I can train
turn your back and run now
you haven't got a chance now
2 dont leave me
Don't leave me all alone
just drop me off at home
I'll be fine, it's not the first
just like last time, but a little worse, and

She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and
she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past."
she said, "don't let my door hit your ass."

One more chance, I'll try this time
I'll give you yours, I won't take mine
I'll listen up, pretend to care
go on ahead, I'll meet you there, and

She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and
she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past."
she said, "don't let my door hit your ass."

Let's try this one more time with feeling
one more time with feeling
one more time with feeling
one more time with feeling

She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and
she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past."
she said, "don't let my door hit your ass."

Don't leave me all alone
just drop me off at home
and I'll be fine
3 aliens exist
Hey mom there's something in the backroom
hope it's not the creature from above
you used to read me stories
as if my dreams were boring
we all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real
I'd leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
what you hear is all hearsay
I wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
and I know it must be late
been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

I am still a skeptic yes you know me
been best friends and will be till we die
I got an injection
of fear from the abduction
my best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
alright

Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
and I know it must be late
been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary
explanation, information
nice to know ya, paranoia
where's my mother, biofather

Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
and I know it must be late
been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
twelve majestic lies
4 going away to college
Please take me by the hand
it's so cold out tonight
I'll put blankets on the bed
I won't turn out the light
just don't forget to think about me
and I won't forget you
I'll write you once a week she said

Why does it feel the same
to fall in love or break it off
and if young love is just a game
then I must have missed the kick off
don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything
but I'd go through hell for you and

I haven't been this scared in a long time
and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me

I'll think about the times
she kissed me after class
and she put up with my friends
I acted like an ass
I'd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer
is my picture still hanging in her locker?

I haven't been this scared in a long time
and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful

I haven't been this scared in a long time
and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful
5 whats my age again
I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
we started making out and she took off my pants
but then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time that she walked away from me
nobody likes you when you're 23
and are still more amused by TV shows
what the hell is a.d.d.?
my friends say I should act my age
what's my age again?
what's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
and your husband's in jail
this state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
nobody likes you when you're 23
and are still more amused by prank phone calls
what the hell is caller ID?
my friends say I should act my age
what's my age again?
what's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
nobody likes you when you're 23
and you still act like you're in Freshman year
what the hell is wrong with me?
my friends say I should act my age
what's my age again?
what's my age again?

That's about the time she broke up with me
no one should take themselves so seriously
with many years ahead to fall in line
why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
what's my age again?
what's my age again?

What's my age again?
6 dysentery gary
Got a lotta heart ache
he's a fucking weasel
his issues make my mind ache
want to make a deal
cause I love your little motions
you do with your pigtails
what a nice creation
worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
when friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
there's plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
be sure to choose the right guys
you'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
got a lotta heart ache
he's a fucking weasel
decisions make my mind ache
want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
the girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
all along, you wish that she would stay
fuck the guy who took and ran away

He's a player, diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
when friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
there's plenty more, girls are such a drag

Fuck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
where's my dog?
'cause girls are such a drag
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