| enema of the state lyrics |
| 1 dumpweed It's understood, I said it many ways too scared to run, I'm too scared stay I said I'd leave, but I could never leave her and if I did, you know I'd never cheat her But this I ask, it's what I want to know how would you feel, if I should choose to go another guy, you think he'd be unlike me another guy, you think he'd want to fight me She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here on the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice my dad used to give me all of his advice he would say you got to turn your back and run now come on son, you haven't got a chance now She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here on the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here on the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train Need a girl that I can train need a girl that I can train turn your back and run now you haven't got a chance now Need a girl that I can train need a girl that I can train turn your back and run now you haven't got a chance now |
| 2 dont leave me Don't leave me all alone just drop me off at home I'll be fine, it's not the first just like last time, but a little worse, and She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past." she said, "don't let my door hit your ass." One more chance, I'll try this time I'll give you yours, I won't take mine I'll listen up, pretend to care go on ahead, I'll meet you there, and She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past." she said, "don't let my door hit your ass." Let's try this one more time with feeling one more time with feeling one more time with feeling one more time with feeling She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past." she said, "don't let my door hit your ass." Don't leave me all alone just drop me off at home and I'll be fine |
| 3 aliens exist Hey mom there's something in the backroom hope it's not the creature from above you used to read me stories as if my dreams were boring we all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real I'd leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say what you hear is all hearsay I wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you I am still a skeptic yes you know me been best friends and will be till we die I got an injection of fear from the abduction my best friend thinks I'm just telling lies alright Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you Dark and scary, ordinary explanation, information nice to know ya, paranoia where's my mother, biofather Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys twelve majestic lies |
| 4 going away to college Please take me by the hand it's so cold out tonight I'll put blankets on the bed I won't turn out the light just don't forget to think about me and I won't forget you I'll write you once a week she said Why does it feel the same to fall in love or break it off and if young love is just a game then I must have missed the kick off don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything but I'd go through hell for you and I haven't been this scared in a long time and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me I'll think about the times she kissed me after class and she put up with my friends I acted like an ass I'd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer is my picture still hanging in her locker? I haven't been this scared in a long time and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful I haven't been this scared in a long time and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful |
| 5 whats my age again I took her out it was Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right we started making out and she took off my pants but then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me nobody likes you when you're 23 and are still more amused by TV shows what the hell is a.d.d.? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? what's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail this state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me nobody likes you when you're 23 and are still more amused by prank phone calls what the hell is caller ID? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? what's my age again? And that's about the time she walked away from me nobody likes you when you're 23 and you still act like you're in Freshman year what the hell is wrong with me? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? what's my age again? That's about the time she broke up with me no one should take themselves so seriously with many years ahead to fall in line why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age what's my age again? what's my age again? What's my age again? |
| 6 dysentery gary Got a lotta heart ache he's a fucking weasel his issues make my mind ache want to make a deal cause I love your little motions you do with your pigtails what a nice creation worth another night in jail He's a player, diarrhea giver tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to slayer I would like to find him Friday night hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone there's plenty more, girls are such a drag So all you little ladies be sure to choose the right guys you'll come back to me maybe I'll shower you with lies got a lotta heart ache he's a fucking weasel decisions make my mind ache want to make a deal Ease away the problems and the pain the girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream all along, you wish that she would stay fuck the guy who took and ran away He's a player, diarrhea giver tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to slayer I would like to find him Friday night hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone there's plenty more, girls are such a drag Fuck this place, I lost the war I hate you all, your mom's a whore where's my dog? 'cause girls are such a drag |