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| 14. Ben Wah Balls (No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doberman pincher ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink guiguigu!) Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house so did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth and happily and gay well I guessed exactly that because he found a special girl that put him in a special trance He fell in love so quickly what the hell was he to expect that the girl under his arm wasn't the same as any other girl that he had thought that he once met I guess you could only blame fate Things started getting weird as they started to kiss she often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed and then quietly one day he sang a song from deep within his heart causing some ingestion he finished with a great big fart and She knew at that one moment that song was something she heard before so she asked him to do that again Then out the door they hurried she was gonna find out for sure so she analyzed his rear end She said, "when I was a little girl my dad left my mom he used to always fart and sing this special song now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall 'cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls" I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, wah, ben wah balls wah, wah-wah-wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, wah |
| 15. just about done (screams) Come on! (screams) (mumbling) (screams) Just about done with your butt, we'll let ya know, hey (screams) (chanting) Just about done with your butt, we'll let ya know, hey just about done with your butt, we'll let ya know, hey just about done with your butt, we'll let ya know, hey just about done with your butt (chanting) Just about done with your butt Just about done with your butt, we'll let ya know, hey just about done with your butt, we'll let ya know, hey just about done with your butt, we'll let ya know, hey (screams) Just about done with your butt just about done with your butt just about done with your butt, we'll let ya know, hey (distorted talking) (screams) Just about done with your butt, Just about done with your butt, we'll let ya know, hey (screams) Just about done with your butt, we'll let ya know, hey Just about done with your butt, we'll let ya know, hey, hey! |
| 16. Depends (1,2,1,2,3,4!) I don't want to urinate on myself I don't want to urinate on anyone else but I guess that really doesn't matter anymore because I can't control my bladder anymore Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Step back in the light no more soiled nights alone but I guess I don't have a care because there's not a load in my underwear I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go) I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go) I had an accident today I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say But, I guess it all depends (undergarments) well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Step back into life (go, go) no more soiled nights alone well, I guess that I don't have a care if I don't have a load in my underwear -------------------- Uh, anyway, uh, well as I was saying, my dog, nice dog, bending over, uh If you dropped your keys, you'd bend over too. Uh, so, uh, well, uh, just wanna say, thank you all for coming to the sperm bank. Do you have a question there? Shit Scott. That aki-mofo be messin' with my lady, gotta be runnin' cold upsidedown his head, you know what I'm sayin mans? Hey holmes, I can dig it, that brotha ain't gonna pick up on you man, i.c.a (??) Scott, (??), pretty J, I did the same-ol same-ol, hey, (??), lick the gray metal fat (??), I take tcb'in man. Hey, you know what they say, you see the (??), you lay her down and slackum yackum, cold gotta be ya know man, shit. Uh, are you uh, feelin' all right? Oh man... jmofoba lay me to the bones, she's jackin me up... tightly! Alright. Get out the scissors and get in place. Ready? Now start choppin. Hey man, someone spot me, it's heavy! Alright, now heave it on down here! (sound of someone falling down the stairs) Okay, it's all the way down there! Aw... who taught you how to throw the dick down the stairs? |
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