| And Another Page of Quotes Man! I must like a bunch of quotes! Oh well. The more, the better. |
| A person who can't follow and won't lead makes a dandy roadblock. The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch, Which hurts and is desired. -William Shakespeare Who died and made YOU Darth Vader? It's like my brain has a mind of it's own! -Cody, "Step By Step" I'll never look like Barbie. Barbie doesn't have bruises. -Nancy, "Sid and Nancy" I didn't sell out, I bought in. Remember that. -Father, "SLC Punk!" When in doubt, fuck it. -John Lennon Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. DARE to keep cops off doughnuts. If you die on me, Imma hafta kill ya. -Me I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. -Dr. Evil, "Austin Powers in Goldmember" There are only two things I hate... people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. -Nigel Powers, "Austin Powers in Goldmember" The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Freaks of the world must unite to take out the normals! What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly. -Richard Bach Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do. -Edgar Degas We are living in a world today when lemonade is made from artifical flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. -Alfred E. Neuman The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few can hold it. Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Your child may be an Honor Student, but you're a moron. Living on Earth is expensive, but you get a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself. -Peter da Silva Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. -George, "Life As A House" I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. -Rufus, "Dogma" It's not who you love, it's how. -Holden, "Chasing Amy" I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? -Randal, "Clerks" I am a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. -Randal, "Clerks" This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers. -Randal, "Clerks" |