If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shit and syphillis. -Major Payne, "Major Payne"
When you quest for greatness, victims happen. -Floyd, 'Whatever It Takes'
A true friend stabs you in the front. -Oscar Wilde
I'm not crazy... and neither am I.
A life? Cool! Where can I download one?
It's not worth it to cry for guys. The ones who are won't make you.
What happens when there are no guys in the world? There will only be happy and chunky girls in the world.
Spookular! -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
They say there are lots of good fish in the sea... but who wants to date fish? -A different friend of mine
Like all self-made men, he worships his creator.
I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to loose. -S.I. Hayawawa
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
The truest form of insanity is sanity.
...the things you own, own you... -Papa Roach
We all make mistakes. You're only a fool if you don't learn from them.
Never judge a book by the cover. Same rules for the guys.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it.
If you look down, you'll never see the stars you must reach for. -Anonymous
Sorry! You looked cute from far away.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll end up among the stars.
He jests at scars that never felt a wound. -William Shakespeare
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever. -Falco, 'The Replacements'
If you judge people, you have no time to love them. -Mother Theresa
Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. -Sparky, 'Bring It On'
It's a girl's world, we just let boys live in it.
When and where does this "Real World" occur? -William, 'Almost Famous'
My bags are waiting in the next life. -Beck
Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or in your case, beer and pizza! -Two-Face, 'Batman Forever'
I love self-loathing complaint rock you can dance to. -Dora, 'Loser'
Picture me rollin'... -Tupac
Tell the fat lady she's on in five. -The Riddler, 'Batman Forever'
I'd rather see the world from a different angle... -Jewel
That's the thing about people. Just when you think you know them, they show you a different side of their character. -Xena, 'Xena, Warrior Princess'
Some things belong on paper; some in life. It's a blessed fool who can't tell the difference.
-Madeleine, 'Quills'
We mortals are but shadows and dust. -Proximo, 'Gladiator'