March 17 - Ha. Green. You can't pinch me. Woohoo! St. Patrick's Day is cool. I love having an actual excuse to pinch people, other than the fact that they're being freaking retards. I didn't really wear any green... I did have mum's green lighter in my hoodie pocket, and I put one of my green glow in the dark spiders in my hair and Harmony gave me a Spongebob sticker. -shrug- But anyway... I swear. Some people are so freaking retarded. Stupidity is such a horrible disease. Far more worse than AIDS, herpes, the common cold, influenza, or any other communicable disease, because it can infect more people quicker. Short spells of it are okay most of the time, but honestly... I just want to slap people who act stupid for shits and giggles. People like Lacy Etcheson for example. The slutty, whorish, loud-mouthed, brainless, UTTTERLY UN-BRILLIANT bitch who just can't, for one second, act intelligent. Spreading rumours that may or may not be true, never shutting her damn mouth... she needs to get the shit beat out of her. She NEEDS it. Anyway. Next subject. I'm a makeout-aholic. I admit it. (Well, I am. No reason to hide it.) The only problem is... I'm single! And no makeout buddies! This seems like a good reason for me to get depressed. I NEED a makeout buddy right now. Too bad every guy here thinks I'm ugly and evil. It doesn't help that I think I'm ugly too... damn people. I need a makeout session. With a guy who won't treat me like shit afterwards (-cough MATT uncough-) preferably. Don't bother otherwise. Oh. Matt and Jamie broke up. Three weeks and a day. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I find it sooooooo fooking funny! They were a horrible couple. If they hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known. Going out, breaking up... they didn't act any different. No physical contact throughout the relationship. It was a bunch of shit. Just for show, but they didn't show. But yeah. I'm going now.
March 18 - In which I rant about the bitch Lacy some more. She is such a slutty, whorish BITCH who just can't seem to shut her freaking mouth!!!! I just want to bitch slap her!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! Anyway. I've got limited time, so I'm going to say: MY MUM IS A RETARD! SHE NEEDS TO TAKE OFF THE LIMIT!!!!! I'm okay. Really, I'm not.
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