| Julie's Wisdom I just HAD to make this page of advice that I get from Julie. She's just soooooo smart. =P... hehe. Hope you like it! And if you don't, Julie will eat your face. |
| Never give a lap dance in an arm chair. Never ride in a low rider wearing a bikini top. Don't fall asleep laying on your arm. Never lick your boyfriend's nipple fifteen minutes before he has to go. No hickeys above the collar. Don't get caught with your hand down his pants. Never ask your parents if they saw anything. Never accept pop taps from people you don't want to screw. Wash your bedspread often. White liquids don't glow under a blacklight (but peanut butter and tuna do.) Don't buy a car without driving it first. Beware of the chinless ninjas. Don't go out with someone who has completely different beliefs as yours. Always look both directions. You can see their license plates better that way. Nail polish is fun to burn. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Size really DOESN'T matter. Respect stoners. At least they know how to have fun. Don't drink bong water. Cartoons aren't bad for your mind. The news is. Never bring Hot Damn to a school dance. (We know this from experience -cough cough-) Don't feel ashamed for wanting to kick the crap out of someone. They probably deserve it. Don't be afraid to make fun of yourself. It only makes it easier when someone else makes fun of you. Don't get upset that someone's copying you. You've probably done it too. If you can't keep up, take notes. Sex isn't dirty unless you do it in the mud. |
| This isn't all of Julie's advice, only some of it. I'll post more later. |