| Page 2 of Lori's Favorite Quotes |
| You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think. All work and no play make you a manager Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. Life isn't about finding yourself, It's aobut creating yourself- George Bernard Shaw The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the Bus!! If Satan goes bald, there'll be hell TOUPEE!! No one can make you feel inferior without your consent- Eleanor Roosevelt A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you- Adlai Stevenson Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs- Lily Tomlin There are two means of refuge from the misery of life; music and cats.- Albert Schweitzer Time flies like and arrow, Fruit Flies like a banana. You get the kinda argument you give- Dr. Phil Sometimes you have to forgive someone just cuz you want them in your life. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person, it's being the right person. The best way to get even is to forget. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, cuz the average man can see better than he can think. On one issue at least men and women agree, they both distrust women. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Kindness is in our power, even if fondness is not. |
| I asked you to share your favorite's and here are a few I have gotten so far... A hat is a waste on a man with no head. A gerbil is a hampster, but a hampster is never your friend. If Olive Oil is made from olive juice, where is baby oil from? |
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