-Rodney Dangerfield
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
-Molly McGee
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
-Mickey Rooney
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the alter, a practice that still continues.
-Helen Rowland
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
-Unknown
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
-Rita Rudner