She noticed a sign that said "Wet Floor" so she peed.
It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
When you were born she looked at the ambilical cord and said, "It comes with cable!"
She asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle because it was broken.
When you stand beside her you can hear the ocean.
She got fired from a blow job.
She thought hot meals were stolen food.
I told her I wanted a color TV and she asked, "What color?"