-David Bissonnette
I've been in love with the same women for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
-Henry Youngman
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-Laurence J. Peter
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-Unknown
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-Lily Tomlin
Love is an irresistible desire to be irrisistibly desired.
-Robert Frost
Absence -- that common cure of love.
-Miguel De Cervantes