No, I paid $9.00 to come here and stare at the ceiling for 2 hours. What did you come here for?
People who use lines from commercials in their everyday talk.
"I've got good news. I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. HAHAHAHA!!!!! Funny, right? Just kidding, though. We're buying a new house."
People who come to the bus stop and ask, "Has the bus come?"
Yeah, in fact, five buses have come and yet I'm still standing here.
People who point to their wrist when asking what time it is.
I know where my watch is, buddy. Where the hell is yours? Do I point to my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their asses and search an entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to change it manually.
People who say "You just want to have your cake and eat it too."
Damn straight. If I didn't eat my cake, who would? Am I supposed to eat someone else's cake?
People who say "Can I ask you a question?"
Well, you didn't exactly give me a choice there, did you?
People who say "It's always in the last place you look."
Indeed it is. Would I keep looking if I'd already found what I was looking for?
People who say something is new and improved.
Just think that one through a minute.
People who say "life is short."
It's the longest thing I'm going to be doing. Do you plan on doing something longer?