The Humor Culled

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New to Us:

New Action Figure for the Enemy (G)
These Just In...
One Liners on Sex (PG-13)

Model House for Rednecks (G)
These Just In 2...
These Just In 3...
These Just In 5...

On War:

How We Could Finance This Iraq War (G)

Why Osama bin Laden Just Can't Win....
"Still Flying" A Powerpoint Photo Essay	A Message from Boeing A Powerpoint Slide Show with Sound	New Bush Flick

Unsorted Jokes:

Farmers

Hospital and Doctor (PG)

Planes

Yo Momma (PG-13)

Real Bumper Stickers

Horror Movie Rules (G)

Some Thoughts on Things (G)

Rejected Hallmark ^TM Cards (G)

Top 10 Dumb Requests by Bosses (G)

The Asserting Husband (G)

Beer Goggles: Men's � Women's

Breakfast Together

Need a job?

How Tarzan Got His Yell

On Cats:

Cat Tails (G)	Couch Cat (G)	Door Topper (G)
Partied Out (G)	Partied In (G)	Pop Tart (G)
Slipper In (G)	Strong Cat! (G)

On Celebrities:

What G-d Is (PG)

Jesus vs. Elvis (G)

Prison Bakery (G)
New Prison Bakery Staff
Get your orders ready!

Dumb Blondes:

New York Bound? (G)	A Trapped Blonde Stewardess (G)	First Time on a Boeing 747 (G)
An Injured Blonde (G)	Firing Squad (G)	Blondes on the Trail (G)
Winning a Motor Home (G)	Burgled Blonde (G)	Blonde Kidnapping (G)
Construction Blondes (G)	Dumb Blonde Painting (G)	Sheep Wagering (G)
Blonde Rollback (G)	On an Interview (G)	Snow Blonde-ness (G)
Quick Ones (G)

On Christmas:

Catching Snowflakes (G)	A Frosty Greeting (G)
The Night Before Christmas for Moms (G)

Computer Jokes:

The Gates of Hell (G)	New Windows 2000 Errors (G)	Message Haiku (G)	Happily Addicted to the Web (G)
The Lord's Warning (G)
Wished for Computer Features (PG-13, Language) Slow-loading MS Word Document. "Sodding" is British for "damn." "Bollocks" is misspelled. "Bollix it up" means to bungle.

Definitions:

Dating Terms (PG)	Doctor Speak (G)	Dictionary of Dogs (G)
		How to Interpret Employment Ads (G)

Doctor Jokes:

From Medical Charts (PG)

A Psychiatrist and a Proctologist (PG: Lang)

On Dogs:

Cats & Dogs Defined (G)	Fire Dog (G)	From Pets:
Dog Genesis (G)	Dog Rules (G)	"Good Lessons"
Dog Sniffer		A Powerpoint Photo Essay (G)

On Education:

Profs Translations (PG: Lang)

Ethnic Jokes:

Backhanded Disclaimer: The jokes here especially may offend some. I'd like to think that most of them can have their "target" replaced by an equally inferior ethnicity....

Wooly Jokes on Scots (PG-13: Subj)

On Golf:

The Golf Pro (G)

Golf Nut Love (PG)

On Halloween:

Hints to Confuse Trick-or-Treaters (G)

On Holidays in General:

Happy Happy! (G)

Tired of Snow? (G)

On Men:

The Facts of Men (G)

Top 10: If a Man Became a Woman (PG-13: Subj)

On Newlyweds:

Wedding Night Diseases (PG-13: Subj)

Redneck Weddin' Night (PG-13: Subj)

Politics:

On 2000 Florida Voters (G)

Priests:

A Priest and a Bus Driver (G)	The Helpful Priest (G)	Confession Cup (PG)
Two Priests Go to Heaven (G)

G Puns:

Punny Stories (G)

Beethoven (G)

Blind Date (G)

Clubs (G)

A Dentist Puns (G)

Puns on Facts (G)	Painfully Punny (G)	Sand Witch Beach (G)
Talking Peanuts (G)	Uncle Names the Babies (G)

On Religion:

Adam and Eve's Enthnicity (G)	Bible Sales Technique (G)	Children of Isra�l (G)
The Christian Thing to Do (G)	Kids 'n' Religion (G)	Scripture Defense (G)
The Sisters of Mercy (R: Lang)

On Retail:

50 Things to Do at Wal-Mart^TM (G)

On "Shit":

The Fly and the Pitchfork
(PG: Lang)

The S.H.I.T. Memo
(PG: Lang)

English's Most Powerful Word
(PG: Lang)

Funny Signs:

From Britain (G)

Tests:

College Entrance Exam (G)

On Thanksgiving:

One Hot Bird (PG)

Top Lists:

Top 25: Shortest Books (PG)

Top 18: Rejected Dr. Seuss Books (PG-13: Subj)

*Other Recommended Sites:*
Cyber "Camera"	Landover Baptist, a Religious Parody (PG)

Save the Whale (R+)

What Happens at Y2K (G)

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