THE SEX THERAPIST ONLINE RETURNS...

Sex, sex, sex. The three words on the minds of all of my patients. I suppose being a sex therapist has something to do with it. In my last column, I wrote about how to get a woman in the mood for a little hanky panky. Even though I am not a woman (although I admit a fondness for wearing high heeled shoes and the occasional garter belt...) I have a list of eight things that a woman can do to get her man in the mood:

1. Don�t hide the� television remote control on him.
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2.� No mention of his mother-in-law, unless it�s concerning her death.
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3.� Always be amazed of his manhood, even if it looks like a dried up prune and needs a crane to stand at attention.
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4.� Watch adult films with him. After 3 to 4 hours, gently persuade him into the bedroom.
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5.� Tell him you would be more in the mood if he stopped wearing your crotchless underwear.
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6.� Agree with his choice of AC/DC as� romantic background� music .
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7. Tell him that foreplay would be far more interesting if you were in the bed with him.
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8. If all else fails, be honest and tell him he isn�t the lover he once was. He will sulk and not want
sex for weeks.Lucky you!!!
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