-David
"my smile just begs for cock"
-David
"I'm so horny and I want you to fuck me I'm tired of masterbatin got my body shaken no orgasm fakin wit me"
-Dallon
"Lets get together and fuck in the ass!"
-David
"Put that one in fatass"
-David, as a request for a quote in my profile
"I never meant to make your daughter bleed!"
-David
"Fuck your sick"
-Taesha, in response to my talk of ripping her rectum
"She needs something with a little more taste and a litttle more kick, shes my little dick sucking girl!"
-David
"Baby rectums taste like Gerbers"
-Abrahim Esker
"Oh what a wicked web we weeve, actually we dont, indonesian sweat shop workers do"
-Abrahim Esker
"titties aint that great, not as much as i expected, so of course, i stabbed her in the stomach for dissapointing me"
-David
"And THAT'S how i got my 23rd felony"
-David
"I need some hot watery cunt"
-David 's response to my sister saying hi
"And it turns out she WAS over 18, so the whole murdering her and burying her in my basement thing wasnt needed after all!"
-David
"I usually have that effect on people, turning them into homosexuals that is!"
-Mike
"This sucks the gay right out of Liberace's anus!"
-Mike
"You know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out!"
-Mike
"Personally...It isn't god that I don't like....It's his fan club that I can't stand!"
-Mike's shriveled cock
"The general rule on about people on MSN seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose only two"
-Me
"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'll Fuck You With A Rake."
-Random person on the street
"I never loved you, Mike"
-Mike's Father
-- Written and Submitted by Mike D. Lover, Contributing Writer
