(The Following are some Characters you may or may not encounter on the website)
Telly Savalis: Known for his generouse foliage donations to Uranus
Hat Man:Mysteriouse and Enigmatic, No one quite knows who Hat Man is.
Angy Chan:Angy Chan *Poses* She Loves Chin Wan and works part time at his restaurant, meanwhile she writes and paints!
Granny Lu:A Jealouse Bitter Old Grocery Store Owner
Granny Lu's Chu Chu Goon Gang:Granny Lu's Younger Relatives make up this dangerouse group
Chin Wan Chef by Day Chef by Night:A Chef known for his escapades while buying supplies for his Boss, he is known for over reacting his weapon of choice are 2 butcher knives...Little Does Chin Wan Know that the fat sillhouette that he knows as his Boss is really an undercover Mao!
David The Cannibal:An educated intelligent, 73 year old Doctor with quite a life behind him and infront of him. Known for his discovery of many bodies during a murder spree in Thailand...the murderer was never caught. Currently David lives in Alaska.
Bob Dylan of the Nubs:Hot Tempered, Easily ripped off, For Bob Dylan its no More mister Nice Guy. As his Rage and Guitar fuel him to fight the powers that be.
The Eskimo:Bob Dylan has a War with these people all thanks to a man named Quinn
The Eskimo Militia:Formed to Fight Bob Dylan's Harrassment, their ghosts now roam the Icey Plains of the North Lands after the Ice Cap Tragedy.
Quinn the Eskimo:An Eskimo Salesman who's last scam turned sour when he ripped off bob dylan for some snow shoes.
Small Old chinese Man:Another man who tried to scam Bob Dylan for paying for Bob Dylans Gloves which his Nephew had stolen.
Chinese Boy Thief:The Boy who Stole Bob Dylans Gloves, Actually leads a small group of Chinese Rebels in the jungles, but thats another story...He also smokes Cigars.
The seal King: KING OF THE SEALS WITH THE CROWN AND THE GOBLET HOLDING POWER STAFF THING!
The Seals:A Viciouse Group of Marauders, in their spare time they steal TV's to watch the Smurfs and wreak havoc upon eskimo's if their trade agreements go sour.
The Simian Whores:The Simian whores wish mostly to make money. They realised a profit in selling themselves and their bodies over Web cams, or as they say...Web CAMS!
The Emotional Storage Facility Gnomes:Opressed workers of the tyranical Emotional Storage Facility System. A Few brave Gnomes want to be Free!
Mercurion:MERCURION BORN FROM A MERCURY FILLED SPLEEN HE HAS THE GIFT OF FLIGHT USING HIS POWERFUL ENLARGED EXTERNAL BOWELS!
The Janitor:A Poetic Janitoress
The Brown Seater:A proud criminal, finds something erotic in leaving...waste, on the seats of the variouse shows and theatres he visits. He is Actually a Proffesor in his daily life.
Old British Dudes entering Crumpetdom:Indeed, Crumpetdom may well be Nirvana for these Monks of Britain.
Octo Mitch:OCTO MITCH WITH HIS TENTACLES OF FURY, Always Hungry, Always Lethal.
Britania of England the Bisexual Super Heroiness with a Pointing:
Ronald Mcdonald dying hair with the blood of third world children:
PopaRhinosaur:When a Man Came upon the Popes Hat...He wore it and was transformed into the Tyrant monster PopaRhinoSaur, Roaming the street feasting on humans, or pasta...
Mao:Obese and Cruel, he now is only known as Boss, as he sits in the darkness, only his Sillhouette can be seen.
Gay Gunman in James story:Chubby and Lethal, He bandly wants to become a rock star, though his performance style is suited to Broadway.
Old Man in James story:A hippie Poet who roams the Rodes and wishes to go to Salsaledo
The Dixie Land Flea Band:Nothing is sweater than the tiny musical glee the Dixie land Flea Band bring to their Mini Tents around the globe
James and the Band:The Members of the Band Small Town Night Life.( http://stnl.2ya.com )
COLD HEAT:A Team of Detectives one from Finland one from Hawaii solve international mysteries. As they Walk the Streets with their 80's Theme beware of the Freeze frame Zooms and mini themes.