This one time, I was at my girlfriend's house and i was like,

"Yo bitch! you betta drop yo pant and touch yo ankles cuz I got teh woody!"

And she was all,

"Hell Naw!!! I'm on my period and I aint gunna be fuckin nobody"

And that pissed me off. A LOT. So I said,

"If you wanna be able to walk after today then you'll let me stick my dick in ya whore!"

And she still refused. So I picked up a steel chair and hit her in the face with it, and as she was bleeding form her eyes i kicked her in the teeth and proceeded to punch her in the mouth till all that was left was a bloody hole. The bitch started screaming so I stomped on her neck and she stopped screaming and breathing. And that pissed me off. So I took out my machete and cut open her stomach and pulled that bitch's uterus out and kicked it like a soccerball. It splattered against the wall. After that, I fucked that bitch in the vergina, the mouth, and the ear. Then I stole her hair-spray and went home.

By David
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