By Guest Author Trevor the Motorcross guy
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| OK well I'll spill it now, I woke up wet and wood hard as a rock... I woke up late, we were hosting a family reunion at my house, There were tons of people there and our kitchen was packed, I needed to go the washroom so bad it was killing me, But I couldn't because of course I had a huge wood and was wet. So I had to figure out a plan to get out and take a leak, because it was killing me. I didn't want to peek because than a crowd would come to my room and ask me questions, and discover that I am as hard as a rock, and that would be a very .. how could I say, embarrassing subject for a family get together? Ya. I listened closely and they were all in the kitchen, I could hear them talking. So I derived a plan that I would swing down a pipe on the side of my house and onto the ground and I could take a leak by my garage, since everyone was outside. So I stepped back against the wall, and took off running as I jumped I caught my boxers on the side of the window and it swung me straight down, breaking the living room window also ripping my boxers completely off, exposing my naked body. That's not the worse of it as I swung through the window with such great momentum I flew straight at our leather couch and hit it softly, I was so glad. I heard people start walking in my direction so I went to run, but I got a sharp pain all the way up my gut, I looked down there, my Dick, CAUGHT ON THE FUCKING LEATHER COUCH in a rip, it was all twisted up and pain to no end. I could not get loose, it wouldn't go, so I stood directly parallel to the couch, hand on either side, and moving my lower region back and forth. I guess it may have looked like I was making love to the couch. Than my grandmother walked in, and she screamed, "some sick nude bastard broke through your window and it doing the nasty with your couch." I yelled at her and told her to be quiet and that it was just me, But she was old and didn't under stand, she ran over to me and started to beat me with her cane, and it really hurt, I could not do anything about it, I was sort of busy trying to get my Dick untangled but it was still hard. So by this time I'm fucking the couch trying to get away and my grandma is right behind me spanking the shit outa me. Also my whole family is there, watching, mouths wide open... Just imagine your , son, nephew, uncle, grandchild, fuck a leather couch moaning while a grandmother rapes the shit outa him from behind. Well that was what kind of situation I was in, and it wasn't going to get any better, so I had to think of how to get out. I decided to take a leak right there in my couch, so I let it go, it felt so good I leaned forward in a relaxed position. Just as I did my grandma wound up to hit me hard this time, and missed because I leaned forward. She lost her balance and fell straight forward, and her nose went straight into my ass hole. My family was enraged, and I was being called a sick fuck and all sorts of other names. I then realized my wood went down and I could pull it out, so I did really quick. It shot my grandmother on her back and I tripped did a whole flip and landed on her in the 69'er position. That was the end. My family disowned me, I could not even explain what happened. Also my grandma, tragically died from a massive heart attack, I guess it was to much commotion. I was not able to enter the funeral area, well just because of the stupid retraining order. By Guest Author Trevor the Motorcross guy |
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