| MESSICAN WHISTLERS Abrahim Esker says:when Austin is older then what? Wendee Darling says:He'll be a man�Manlier Abrahim Esker says:is he an accepted member of the family Wendee Darling says:Yeah Abrahim Esker says:you know him completely Wendee Darling says:He will be inniciated There will be a ceremony He will be painted And made to walk over a bed of coals Abrahim Esker says:and youdo the traditional furry breast dance Wendee Darling says:And he will be allowed to touch them Abrahim Esker says:the proffesional video camera filmer guy calls the policeand the police raid a Bharmitzvah by mistake and the Rabbi pulls out a machine gun and says Youll nevah get me coppahs Wendee Darling says:Silly Rabbi Trix are for kids Austin wants to know when your birthday is Abrahim Esker says:Oct 27 1986 Toronto Canada 9:02 AM Wendee Darling says:I must spank my computer Abrahim Esker says:Austin looks like a Neo Nazi who is a closet homosexual I mean he likes closets lol what he has something against closets? they keep your clothes safe you thankless Ape! Wendee Darling says:He had a bad experience with one once Abrahim Esker says:im sure that can be solved with a little therapyand a lot of shocks he did half the work he shaved his head now they have to plug in the little sprocket zapper things Wendee Darling says:Thats not cool, says Austin Abrahim Esker says:thats because its Hot and spicy like Latino farts�dont let the mehicans get the last ass laugh they terrorize everyone withtheir methane Wendee Darling says:I cant walk into wal mart without some messican whisleing Abrahim Esker says:I wonder where they are whistling from�its all Kravitz fault�Lenny�that is Wendee Darling says:Women are like clothes. They either have what you want and it's in the wrong size, they have the right size and not what you want, or the salesperson is hidding the right thing behind the counter and won't give it to you. Abrahim Esker says: go with the sales person then at least its a person Abrahim Esker says: and not something made in Taiwan Wendee Darling says:No mail order brides for you Abrahim Esker says:no because you end up finding out they come with extra equipment�Male Order Brides Wendee Darling says:tatiana from Russia... includes penis Abrahim Esker says:that might come in use�uh oh Austin is doing voo doo behind you back Wendee Darling says:I see that�He's trying to collect a hair specimen Abrahim Esker says:you dont want to know what he does after he collects them Wendee Darling says:He adds them to the shrine Abrahim Esker says:it includes tape, nudity, and alot of erotic dancing Wendee Darling says:Bow chica bow wow�Sometimes I cant sleep at night from the noise Abrahim Esker says:I just realised I am a lesbian�your Native American Totem must be the Ewok Wendee Darling says:XXX thumb sucking action Abrahim Esker says:oh thats a thumb? I thought it was a nub of something lost in Thailand Wendee Darling says:Those damn Thai massuses Abrahim Esker says:This will relax you, snip�he was relaxed�thats why it took him so long to realise what was missing Wendee Darling says:And now he tells everyone he's jewish Abrahim Esker says:HOLY its animated (SNOW MEN SEX PICTURE)�if you move it slowly from side to side its animated�it even zoomed in on Mrs.Frostie�and she threw up snow�and that was the climax�do they have someone having a Heart Attack of Film? that'd be weird�thats what a hippie said as he died infront of a mirror�he had the camera on and recording, but he forgot to take off the cap�that was almost as sensual as a mehican ass whistle�Austin is hanging himself in the background�or tempting his ear �thats your Third eye�it opened when you mentioned breasts�Opee he has a cool name�and its been opened since I was booooorn�you going back to your Northern European Roots. With Austins Celtic Roots�.a union to create�a little warrior named Shaming Shamrock+Viking=Shaming�Vikrock�Shaming Vikrock, he talks like Sean Connery with Laryngitis Wendee Darling says:Sounds badass Abrahim Esker says: he constantly has his hands in his pockets�because you never know when he is going to attack�or if he is masturbating Wendee Darling says: The latter Abrahim Esker says: thats the threat Wendee Darling says: What is it with preists? Horny bastards Abrahim Esker says: they wear those heavy clothes the whole day�the nuns are always flashing�and they hold it all till their about to explode so they closest thing to them is ussually a kid Wendee Darling says: The robes are to hide a hard on i guess Abrahim Esker says: the pope has one on his head, because he is an alien |