| THE BIRTH OF MERCURION AND THE SITE Abrahim Esker says:we should make an Anti Fascism site David says:yes for the AFSF and whatever other organization made up Abrahim Esker says:Popa-Rhino-Saur the Pope hat makes him a Rhino and he rams people with it. Im in on this site too then lol, featuring characters such as Ronald Mcdonald dying his hair red with the blood of third world children. David the Cannibal, Bob Dylan of the Nubs, and much, much more! Illustrations by yours truly, then we can copy paste stuff from our convos David says:you make the pictures and we'll post them with the stories i love the ronald mcdonald one lol and the guy who shit s himself in the theatre LOL damnt hat was so funny tears of joy lol Abrahim Esker says:We will copy paste those little dialogue bits in there lol we gotta start saving our convos, Luckily I saved that one I think David says:he was so proud that he shit himself and the janitor is like HE WHO HATH SAT HERE ELFT A BROWN lol my stomach hurts so bad lol lol fuckin janitor just topped that joke off it was gold Abrahim Esker says:Yep comedic gold David says:definately Abrahim Esker says:thats why it needs a website now David says:definately Abrahim Esker says:featuring the obscure humour of Abrahim Esker +David and friends David says:obscure in a good way lol LOL!!!!!!!!!: LOL!@!!! god damn�oh my god that is so great�im crying lol �oh man�wheh! oh man Abrahim Esker says:Once we make the site we need to spread it around David says:Defnately what shoudl ti be called? Abrahim Esker says:hmmm, Abrahim Esker and Friends, Comedic Gold ala Obscure�Humora�.Obscura David says: thatd be a long ass URL Abrahim Esker says:we can also copy some stuff from other good funny convos, like that main convo I had were I offended lance and the girl...I think I will make a Document with most of the stuff in it�Soon our Site will be the Master of the Random David says:definately, it will OWN randomly Abrahim Esker says:Mastering the Good Humora Obscura David says:you take care of the Good Humora Obscura and ill take care of teh OWNAGE Abrahim Esker says:together David says:we unite Abrahim Esker says:and the ownage meter shall pop David says:and pour boiling mercury into your uterus!!!!!!! Abrahim Esker says:which creates the child known as MERCURION! David says:he has an abnormally large spleen Abrahim Esker says:and Mercurion came out and said...It was Good what you hath done to me, the spleen, my queen, is red with Mercury...and I can now fly..Using my Bowels�of power David says:we got to put that on the main page�people will be like wtf? then they'll cry�cuz their sad Abrahim Esker says:but our mission is to make them happy David says:and disturbed..slightly Abrahim Esker says:with joy and hatred essential�in their emotional storage facilities�known as Emotional Storage Facilitaaays David says:yes, our site will be a contradiction of itself, it will preach hatred, but spread joy Abrahim Esker says:by the emotional Storage Nomes�Gnomes that is�and the Emotion Storage Gnomes say Hail Mercurion for he Can Fly while we are stuck here working in our Emotional Storage Facilities�One day...Mercurion..using his bowels of flight�might un oppress�the little Gnomes�and make an army for himself David says:just like their first plan..Operation Wet Fingers |