By Turd Ferguson and Abrahim Esker (Things surrounded by //// and \\\\ are by Abrahim Esker)
Our pleasant little story begins where the components for Hotpockets are gathered. Hotpocket is a food item, enjoyed by soccer moms who need to feed their children, stoners who have the munchies, //// and Klu Klux Klan Members (In Fact the Munching sound behind those white hoods are none other that Hot Pockets being manipulated in rascist mouths). The Hotpockets are pastries filled with the fried organs of African Children Diagnosed with AIDS that litter the roads of Kenya, Zimbabwe, and Chad \\\\
//// You may be asking why these treats don't come in Swahili or Zulu flavors if they are based on African Genetics. The answer leads us to the state of New Jersey under an obscure Gyro Stand surrounded by a Lake of Urine \\\\ � the pointy heads of scientists work 24/7 on new American food such as amazing foods like: Green Shrek 7-11 Slushys, Fritos and of course Hotpockets. //// The Process is Amazing, the Bodies are Frozen and shipped by sea and by air to the New Jersey Facility where they are thrown into a sharply bladed blender and turned into a soft product resembling recently molested Philipino boys poo or Play-Doh(which actually is Philipino children�s poo with added food coloring�BUT THAT�S ANOTHER STORY!) �one spoonful will set any of you folks on an addictive binge much like that experienced by such celebrities as Rosie O�Donnell�.After being Processed they are boxed and shipped out nation wide�You may ask why these morsils don't taste of African, \\\\ The Answer is our friend Gamma Radiation. The New Jersey scientists simply put these food products into small containers, then, neutralize the smell and taste with Gamma Radiation. Gamma can do many things indeed, it made many zombies //// (whom all reside in Florida and practice Judaism) and The Incredible Hulk�s brother Ashley Francis Gerney it is also Responsible for Japanese Seizures. \\\\ By the time these wonders reach the store shelves they are ready to be re-heated and served to the public
//// Surgeon General Warning: Hotpockets add 40 to 50 years of life to people who go by the name Jergin� \\\\
TURD FERGUSON IS WRITER OF THIS AND EJACULATED WHEN HE WROTE IT! //// ABRAHIM ESKER TOUCHED IT UP I DON�T MEAN THE SPERM I MEAN THE DOCUMENT! NOW SOMEONE CLEAN THE CREAM ON THE SCREEN! \\\\
//// --Original Concept by Turd Ferguson, First Draft by Turd Ferguson, Funny parts by Abrahim Esker, Final Draft by Abrahim Esker \\\\
